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"Jimin.." he reaches out a hand, most likely to comfort me, but I shake my head and move away.
"No, hyung. I mean it," forcing my voice to turn cold. His hand lowers. He knows not to push it. I straighten my spine and stand as tall as I can muster. "This time, we're done for good."
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Harry Potter was the Chosen One, and Neville Longbottom was the boy no one chose. Then Neville defied Voldemort, killed Nagini, and took down Greyback. Neville came out of the war different: You won’t get a rise out of him but you will get a reaction.
After a tumultuous trauma bond with Luna Lovegood and a failed engagement to Hannah Abbott, Neville has sworn off relationships—only to be paired with Pansy Parkinson under the Reconciliation Act. Neville’s running a nursery, guest lecturing in the Hogwarts Herbology Department, and hunting down Death Eaters with Seamus Finnigan, Alicia Spinnet, George Weasley, and the mercenaries Bill Weasley befriended while raiding tombs for Gringotts. He doesn’t need a Slytherin wife whose best mates are Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott. Or does he? When he and Pansy prove extremely sexually compatible, Neville must confront his own questions about love, trust, and vulnerability—just as the revival of blood supremacy and a renewed veneration of Bellatrix have strange new bedfellows seeking him out.
Featuring sex, violence, and poisonous plants, DIRTY, FLIRTY, AND VINDICTIVE takes place during BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC with flashbacks to Neville’s life between 1998 and 2003.
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- Part 2 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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30 Dec 2025
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Prince Park Jimin is flunking his math class. Royally. And since failing means not graduating on time and embarrassing his family (again), Jimin is driven to seek the help of his sworn enemy: STEM genius-slash-recluse, Jeon Jungkook.
To his surprise, Jungkook offers to tutor Jimin, but he wants one thing in return—Min Yoongi. And to better his chances, the inexperienced Jungkook wants Jimin to guide him in all things dating and intimacy.
Desperate, Jimin agrees. But their deal (and the idea of delivering Jungkook to someone else) gets tricky when Jimin realizes a jarring truth: Jungkook isn’t all that bad. Not at sex, or flirting. Or at being naturally charming.
…or at making Jimin fall head over heels for him. It’s kind of a problem.
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18 Nov 2025
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Jimin is a brat who knows he has the world wrapped around his pretty little fingers. One day he boasts that he could get any man he wants and his best friend is quick to put that theory to the test. But when Jimin finds himself entangled with Jungkook, the quiet kid from his math class, he never could have imagined the way the introvert would rock his world.
Or, shy Jungkook surprises Jimin with his otherworldly sex skills and Jimin gets fucked over and over and over again until he finally has to admit he’s addicted to Jungkook’s dick.
This is basically smut on top of smut, rolled up in smut, dipped in more smut, then sprinkled with a very light dusting of fluff. Enjoy :)
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18 Nov 2025
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Park Jimin is a hardworking parent who always strives to put his son first but he sets aside time to sneak away with fellow single parent Jeon Jeongguk after dropping off their kids for a quickie in their cars.
It's a simple, no strings attached arrangement.
Until they accidentally fall pregnant.
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12 Nov 2025
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When Jungkook’s family is framed for the assassination of their king, he must escape into the neighboring kingdom of Sanha—the sworn enemy of his people. With nothing left to his name, he erases his identity and poses as a beta exile from the wild lands in order to start his life over.
He knows that one day he must either clear his family’s name to return home or go overseas and leave his past behind entirely. What he doesn’t expect is for the crown prince of Sanha, Park Jimin—a cruel dictator, according to the propaganda in Jungkook’s homeland—to take a particular, and concerning, interest in him.
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- Part 1 of A Destiny Not Held in Stars
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12 Nov 2025