TinyCurmudgeon



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    He waits until the commercial break to ask what’s been bothering him since that afternoon. “Hey, Trin.”
    “Make it snappy, bloodhound.” She slides down the couch, shoving her cold toes under his thigh.
    “Do you think Doctor Robby’s been, like, singling me out?” Saying it out loud makes him cringe even though there’s no other way to phrase it and he really needs a second opinion.
    “Oh, yeah.” She scoffs, offering him a bright grin. “You’re his best boy.”
    “What?!” He – he refuses to admit that he squeaks but his voice does go up an octave, heat rushing to his cheeks.

    Whitaker goes through the motions and gets that old man in the end

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    Frank Langdon has never wanted to hurt someone physically. [langdon/santos]

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    *slides this fic on a tray towards you

    Take a hit, bro

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    Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”

    “Um.” He coughs.

    “Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.

    Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.

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    Offended by Barb's unwillingness to swoon at the very sight of him, Billy decides to seduce her - but is utterly unprepared for the madness he stumbles into.

    Barb is equally unprepared for Billy stumbling into said madness - and his refusal to stumble back out.

    (Billy is an asshole, Barb is a skeptic, and all of this is a very bad idea - but that's not going to stop me, or them.)

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    Inshallah this will come back to me one day

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    Her hair is blunt from weeks under the burning sun, but he likes the way it falls over her shoulder all the same when she leans closer towards his face. He’s delirious, feels the drool of radiated saliva drip from his mouth. Everything inside him wants to eat her, to tear her to pieces, to dig into her stomach and make a home inside her chest cavity. He wants to kiss her like a dying man, wants to be so deep inside her that there’s no room for anything else, swallow any noise she would make.

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    Cooper and Lucy on the road post season 1. The good, the bad, the unbearable sexual tension.

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