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    Eds,

    So I might’ve accidentally joined the Parent Council? They asked for volunteers and somehow everyone stepped back except me? I think I got tricked. And suddenly I’m in a group chat with twelve mothers, a dad named Rick who has no spine, and a principal who types like she’s angry at the keyboard.

    Anyway, the moms are insane. They keep flirting with me. FLIRTING.

    I kept saying “I’m married,” and they kept going “oh that’s sweet, but we’ve never seen your wife.” YOUR WIFE???

    Babe. I think this is bisexual erasure?? I’m being erased. I’m being doubted in my own bisexual existence.

    Do you know how insulting it is to have your very real, very hot husband dismissed because they’ve never seen him? I’m offended on behalf of our marriage. You need to come home before I have to bring Christopher as a witness.

    Miss you. A lot.

    —B.

    Ps. Chris is fine. He got an A+ for the science project.

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    25 Nov 2025

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    awww

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    Buck starts having strange symptoms and spirals about being sick. Athena, Bobby, and Eddie show him what family means.

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    09 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    hah gayy

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    Bobby noticed him first and went up to him. "Can I help you, young man?"
    The teenager shuffled forward. "I'm looking for Edmundo, Edmundo Diaz? He works here."
    Hearing his name, Eddie's brow furrowed. He stepped closer. At first, he didn't recognize the face. The sharp shape of the jaw, the curve of the mouth… then it clicked.
    "Rachel?" He called, a question laced with surprise.
    The teenager straightened, "I go by Raphael now."

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    Eddie gets an unexpected visitor one day on shift, it’s his little cousin who needs a place to stay after getting kicked out by his parents :3

     

    Just so everything is clear. This happens in an alternate universe where season 8 happened a lot differently. Bobby is alive and well, Eddie and Chris never went to Texas, the whole Kim Marisol thing never happened and Buck lives with Eddie due to the loft disappearing or something. (Shh. Don’t read too much into it.)
    Chris is 14.
    Enjoy :3

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    08 Jul 2025

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    awwwww
    buddie as co-parents to Raph is so cute

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    Arc 1 (1–36): Uzi and N address a rift between them and in doing so discover a hidden desire. Preparation and therapy ensues. Now with a little one (or two) in tow, it's time to adjust to life as a family while dealing with the wounds of the past. However, a visit from an old face will bring change to their lives neither of them could ever see coming.

    Arc 2 (37–??): Life for the children of Workers and Disassemblers can be a real mixed bag: making friends, opinions of others over their hybrid nature, schoolwork, the mysterious glitches around the school, the expectations of their parents and other things of the sort. But when a new student arrives, it makes the shadows of their heritage loom over their heads. Can Colt Doorman keep it together under the pressure of it all, and perhaps more importantly – who is Akita Doorman going to prom with?

    Formerly: “It’s like 10 years after the show ends so Uzi and N decide to have a kid” AU

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    28 Sep 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 62

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    I get so drunk I can barely see
    Hit me now before this gets too cute
    Don't make me beg in this hotel room
    You'd think it'd get a lot easier without you

    A top-heavy Amazon standing lamp's
    The only light left in my life

    Uzi Doorman went by many names. Khan’s daughter, freak, loser, weirdo, addict, druggie, cunt, bitch, asshole. You get the picture.

    What she was never called before was… friend, maybe even lover? Until two new kids came to school, twin brother and sister, N and V. V was pretty but honestly a bitch, N… wasn’t bad looking… wait-what?

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    03 Jul 2024

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    NOOO I NEED HAPPINESS
    bedtime story ahh fic (i read it before bed alot of the time, jkfdhgkjfdhgkfjdhgfdjkhgkjfdhgkjfdhgljf)