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    You, Synovus, are a respectably terrifying supervillain. Your main rivals, a pair of superheroes named Legionnaire and Athena, are actually respectable as heroes. You hate having to stoop to kidnapping their child - but you hate more what the kid's behavior implies.
    Inspired by a prompt from writing-prompt-s on tumblr, and originally posted there!

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    05 May 2026

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    !!!!!
    ms larres rec

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    Aziraphale agrees to talk to primary school children about reading and immediately realises this is a terrible mistake. Crowley intervenes – with spreadsheets, graphic novels, and an aggressive defence of toilet humour.

    Together, they attempt to convince a room full of children that books are not, in fact, rubbish.

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    18 Mar 2026

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    aziracrow but no smut but there's a line abt good books

  3. Public Bookmark 32

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    Crowley takes pride in his dating abilities. Flowers, candle-lit dinners, lines just crazy enough to work—all down to an art form.

    Aziraphale is the exact opposite of the people Crowley usually goes out with. An introvert, buttoned-up bookseller that gets excited over a new production of Shakespeare and a never-before-heard Shostakovitch record. And yet Crowley can’t just sit by and watch as his most treasured friend coyly confesses how he missed doing just that; being romanced, taken out, smiling at the flickering flame in the middle of the table and indulging in plate after plate of immaculate treats.

    Crowley knows dating. He knows flirting, and how to be a gentleman, and just how to smile to get the other’s insides to melt. What he doesn’t know is what to do when the person across the table from him is Aziraphale, laughing and eating and looking at him like he was the only person in the world.

    It’s all pretend. An arrangement to help out a friend.

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    18 Mar 2026

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    YAYYYY MORE AZIRACROW and quite promising this one!

    have not read it yet

  4. Public Bookmark 89

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    After the failed Armageddon, Aziraphale finds out that Heaven has been damning souls to Hell for the supposed sin of having kinky sex. He is certain that kinky sex in itself is not a sin, and enlists Crowley to help him prove it. Never mind that Aziraphale has never had sex before. Never mind that he and Crowley are just friends. He's sure everything will work out just fine.

    Written for Kinktober 2025

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    MY BEAUTIFUL FAVE FIC
    summary - basically just kinky sex and yearning ngl, Aziraphale is trying to prove to heaven that kinky sex isn't a sin, and to do that he kind of has to experiment............ ........ And the only person he can really do that with is CRRROOOOWWLLEEEEY
    This is the "we're not having kinky sex, you're having kinky sex at me" fic