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Iruka peruses the mission board when he overhears some kunoichi talking about a C-rank babysitting mission. Curious by the rumours, Iruka takes a look.
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C-Rank, Chuunin and above only.Mission Duration:
???? One week. An arrangement can be made for recurring services if you survive.Mission Description:
Feral baby.
Please feed and water.
Bring dog treats. He likes those.Signed:
Henohenomoheji.Iruka untacks the mission brief, walks over to the mission coordinators and asks, “This mission is a prank, right?”
Or: The continual well-being of Uzumaki Naruto rides on a C-Ranked mission.
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25 Dec 2025
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Sharing heats and ruts is nothing but convenience for Zoro and Sanji. Two times a year they fuck like animals and then go their separate ways. Even if separate ways is just down the hall. It works for them. That's what they tell themselves anyway.
Then a poorly timed heat makes a mess of everything.
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19 Dec 2025
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If you hold me without hurting me, you'll be the first who ever did by sweet_tangerine_dreams
Fandoms: Naruto
06 Oct 2023
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“Naruto’s a strong kid,” Kakashi says, who has sauntered up to them in the meantime. “He’ll be fine.”
Iruka smiles sadly. “I hope so. Thank you for helping us." He says and bows as deeply as he can manage with Naruto clinging to him – which isn’t very deep. “If you hadn’t been there…” He pauses, the imagery of what could have happened too violent in his mind. and he shakes his head to get rid of it.
“Please,” he says. “Can I do anything to repay you?”
“Maa, sensei,” Kakashi says, sticking his hands in his pockets. “I didn’t do it to get anything in return.”
“I know that, Jounin-san, but I want to,” Iruka says, and blurts the first thing that pops up in his mind, “how about dinner?”
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.A fight late at night sparks an unlikely friendship between two unlikely people. Naruto is just along for the ride.
(Featuring; mommies, late-night conversations, the things they do not say, guilt, hugs, and the general weirdness of a four year old)
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13 Dec 2025
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all that is lost will be held again by sadnaps
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
12 Dec 2025
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After his second banishment, Xie Lian is taken captive by the royal family of Yong’an. Immortal and unaging, he becomes their divine possession- a prize passed from king to king as a symbol of Yong’an’s might and proof of Heaven’s favour.
He endures decades of control and humiliation, until the birth of a child changes everything. Lang Qianqiu- son of Yong'an's queen, but Xie Lian’s by blood- grows up beneath the shadow of secrets, lies, and stolen names.
Or: Xie Lian is Lang Qianqiu’s mother, but no one knows it, and he gets buried anyway.
OR: If you are brave enough to make it through 8 chapters of extreme angst and trauma you will be rewarded with truly egregious amounts of fluff, filthy sex and many happy hualian babies.)
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- Part 1 of all that is lost
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04 Dec 2025
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Kim Dokja never expected to be dragged into an RV expedition to “study pre-apocalypse civilization.”
He also never expected to run into his ex-sentinel from before the end of the world, out on a lifeless stretch of wasteland.
“What exactly is your relationship?” Han Sooyoung asked.
“We just—” Kim Dokja forced his mouth open, trying to answer before Yoo Joonghyuk could make it worse.
“We’re already bonded,” Yoo Joonghyuk said.
“…met once,” Kim Dokja finished stubbornly.
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02 Dec 2025