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    Something soft brushes by Satoru’s cheek, and he watches, frozen, as the blur floats across his vision.

    It’s a feather.

    His Six Eyes finally adjust, and he looks back up. A curtain of pure, white feathers adorn the figure kneeling before him, as if in prayer, and in any other world Gojo would think of an angel. But he was a sorcerer, and he knew that with curses, beauty often had a lethally positive correlation with danger.

    There are two stories here: one that has already ended and one that will continue. Yuuji finds himself caught between both.

    Or, the Prison Realm is not empty when Kenjaku opens it.

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    It's not that Peter doesn’t want to live in Avengers Tower—maybe actually doesn't?—but he fully expected the ultimate loser room. You know, the one next to the boiler or whatever. Where they stick the new guy. That's where he figured he was headed. One of those glorified closets with a view of a wall.

    Not Tony's floor. Please. No.

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    “What were you thinking about just now?”

    Tony stills. Not in a bad way. But—stills.

    Maybe Peter shouldn’t have asked. Should’ve just taken what he was given, should’ve just shut the fuck up and not pushed. Because what if—what if every time Tony drops him off, every time Peter is about to leave, Tony is just… not sure how to tell him that this thing they have—this hanging out thing—needs to scale down?

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    "Wow, dude, this thing is awesome. Does it generate its own electricity?" Peter flipped the hammer once in the air and caught it, watching in amazement as sparks danced over it. "Like, I know you're the god of thunder, but I didn't know your hammer had magic powers too! That is so cool. I want one. Like, I won't get it, obviously, 'cause I don't want to steal your thunder—no pun intended.”

    He grinned at his totally-intended pun, but Thor didn't react. Not even a twitch of the lips.

    “Okay, yeah, that was a dumb joke,” Peter admitted. “Sorry. Here's your hammer, Mr. Thor.” He held out the weapon to its rightful owner.

    Thor just stared.

     

    (Peter Parker meets Thor for the first time. It does not go as expected.)

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    Tony’s face hardens as he says, “What kid.”
    “I don’t know, some twelve year old—”
    Below him, the kid coughs out, “Fifteen.”
    “—Fifteen year old—”
    Tony scrubs a hand across his face. “Don’t tell me he’s wearing a dorky shirt with a chemistry pun on it.”
    Rhodey frowns. That was oddly specific. Glancing down, he looks at what little he can see of the kid’s shirt—which isn't much since there’s so much blood now, but what could be once called a cartoon joke is printed on it. “Um, yeah?”
    “Son of a bitch.”

     

    Otherwise known as how Rhodey finds out about how old Peter is, and how badly he needs to beat Tony with a stick.

     

    Now also a podfic by ventusprinceps!

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