TomahawkChopp
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Gracie Wilson is your average 27-year-old. Down on her luck after being laid off from her dead-end job and forced to move back in with her parents, the future seems bleak. That is, until she stumbles across a job posting by a wealthy, anonymous family looking for someone to teach their 16-year-old English. What's the harm in applying? The catch is that she will need to move from her small Southern American town to the bustling city of Paris, France.
Is this her first time out of the country? Yes! Does she know what she is getting herself into? No. Does she even speak French? She is working on it.
Gracie Wilson is ready to begin an adventure she never anticipated. She will make new friends, have new experiences, and maybe even find love.
This is a lighthearted modern AU E33 Rom Com where there is no fire, no magical canvases, and EVERYONE lives.
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Maelle never liked Christmas. She was always left disappointed, but maybe one day it will change.
Or vignettes of Christmas morning throughout Maelle's childhood, starting with her 4th Christmas.
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Alicia writes Verso a letter on the one year anniversary of his death.
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It is Verso's 40th birthday party, and his kids have a special surprise for him. Unfortunately, sometimes even the best intentions have costly consequences.
Just a short little, modern AU slice of life story!
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Turns out, it’s not heart disease that gets you. Not a car crash, the second coming, or even a plain old slip in the shower that removes you from this mortal coil.
It’s motherfucking aliens.
Your Uncle Randy would be so proud.
Or: two losers cheat, stab, and flirt their way to a win.
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- Part 1 of these two shitheads
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Centuries of pain, a ritual, (not) hunger, (not) desire, a lost soul, a search, a yearning, bodies, bodies...
And a heart that changes everything.
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Would you fall in love with me again? by handsvermillion
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
19 Jan 2026
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Gale and Tav have been happily married for two years, until one day, Gale loses his memory. The last thing he remembers is being locked away in his tower, all memories of Tav and their adventures are gone.
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It hits you right as he says, “No need to bleed by yourself, my love.”
Your jaw drops. You stare at him, in his words, all agog. “You… are you saying…?”
“Offering my companionship during your trying times? Yes, I believe I am. You smell delicious, Eleanor. I’ve been thinking about devouring you all day.”
No mistake as his gaze slides down to the extra padding beneath your trousers. Or the way his pupils eclipse the red irises.
Or: Aunt Flo comes to visit. Astarion is delighted to make her acquaintance.
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- Part 8 of these two shitheads
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Astarion doesn't appreciate a certain stunt you pulled at the Circus of the Last Days. He's going to make you pay, and you're going to enjoy it—after all, that's what you want, isn't it?
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Preview:“Is it funny now, darling?” Astarion had your face pressed into the dirt, a fistful of your hair in hand.
It was utterly degrading. He had pulled you aside at the first opportunity, snuck off into some unkempt plot of land behind the circus, and stripped you bare without so much as unbuttoning any of his own clothes. Now, you were bent over beneath him and fully at his mercy. You just hoped nobody would stumble across the scene.