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Turns out, it’s not heart disease that gets you. Not a car crash, the second coming, or even a plain old slip in the shower that removes you from this mortal coil.
It’s motherfucking aliens.
Your Uncle Randy would be so proud.
Or: two losers cheat, stab, and flirt their way to a win.
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- Part 1 of these two shitheads
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Centuries of pain, a ritual, (not) hunger, (not) desire, a lost soul, a search, a yearning, bodies, bodies...
And a heart that changes everything.
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It hits you right as he says, “No need to bleed by yourself, my love.”
Your jaw drops. You stare at him, in his words, all agog. “You… are you saying…?”
“Offering my companionship during your trying times? Yes, I believe I am. You smell delicious, Eleanor. I’ve been thinking about devouring you all day.”
No mistake as his gaze slides down to the extra padding beneath your trousers. Or the way his pupils eclipse the red irises.
Or: Aunt Flo comes to visit. Astarion is delighted to make her acquaintance.
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- Part 8 of these two shitheads
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Astarion doesn't appreciate a certain stunt you pulled at the Circus of the Last Days. He's going to make you pay, and you're going to enjoy it—after all, that's what you want, isn't it?
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Preview:“Is it funny now, darling?” Astarion had your face pressed into the dirt, a fistful of your hair in hand.
It was utterly degrading. He had pulled you aside at the first opportunity, snuck off into some unkempt plot of land behind the circus, and stripped you bare without so much as unbuttoning any of his own clothes. Now, you were bent over beneath him and fully at his mercy. You just hoped nobody would stumble across the scene.
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Astarion didn't care much for you and your people-pleasing tendencies until he realized exactly what they could mean for him. If you were that desperate for approval—for the hard-earned praise of others—perhaps he could be the one to deliver. There were certainly plenty of benefits for him to reap.
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Preview:You looked so proud of yourself, drool pooling at the corners of your lust-drunk smile. Your hair was mussed and wild, but your expression was utterly tame, almost domestic.
Astarion worried, momentarily, that he might actually end up being the one to crawl back to you. You made him feel so in control, so powerful. And so, so good.
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"My love, look at me."
And she does, if not by his command, then by instinct.
"Smile for me, will you? Can you do that for me?"
And she does precisely as commanded, her lips turning upward and raising to reveal two sharp teeth— and nothing more. It's uncanny and revolting and wrong. There is nothing behind her eyes, nothing at all. No light, no life, and certainly no love.
There must be a way to undo this. To save her. To bring her back to him. There must be.
He would give anything to see her smile again. Truly smile.
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“You looked at me with those wide, righteous eyes while you set me up to fail,” he hissed. “You vixen.”
For one fleeting instant, pain flickered behind the ruby fury.
Then it vanished.
He dropped her.
Shadowheart caught her before she fell completely to the cold, hard stone.
“Leave,” Astarion hissed through his sharp teeth. “If I ever see you again—I want you dead.”
4 years has passed since the Netherbrain threat. Tav is reminded of her past adventure and her vampiric companion wherever she goes. She won't be able to avoid the consequences of her decisions or Astarion for long.
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Aeris Tavish is sold off into an arranged marriage with Ketheric Thorm, a high ranking general of Baldur's Gate. Once they are married, Ketheric expects two things of her. Her unquestioning obedience and that she must never under any circumstances go outside after dark.
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You remember him the way he was when you met, the way you watched him grow up. Your teenage years weren’t beautiful the way they’re supposed to be. You were awkward in your own body, thick and clumsy and unsure. Wyll, however, was always graceful. His limbs lengthened, his voice deepened, and all of it seemed to happen so smoothly, at just the right time. He was pretty and he was perfect. Neat and tidy next to your messy tangle of string.
But you’ve knitted yourself together over the years, and he’s frayed a bit. Now you’re sitting on a beach together, making each other laugh. Feeling comfortable, impossibly so, even as your heart sits high in your throat. Feeling seen and understood. Feeling…a lot of things. Too many, more than you can identify.
You find yourself wondering how it feels to be kissed kindly, by someone who laughs at your jokes and knows things about your father and thinks you’re smart. By someone who’s thought about it before, for all that it may have been years ago.
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Really, what’s the worst that could happen?
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Sometime after the events of the game, Ashni (tiefling sorcerer) and Gale are married and settled in Waterdeep. Pregnant with their first child, Ashni experiences some anxiety over their child given the mistreatment she endured growing up. Soft Gale to the rescue.
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- Part 4 of For Love of Bright Eyes and Sharp Edges
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Kinktober Day 2 (Slightly Early): Face-sitting
Part of my established universe, no spoilers (except perhaps the learning of some spells)
Of course it couldn't /just/ be face-sitting (lol)
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- Part 4 of The Love of One Pale Elf
- Part 2 of Kinktober 2025
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When a Dimension Door spell goes catastrophically wrong, Gale Dekarios—Archmage, hero of Baldur's Gate, and former Chosen of Mystra—finds himself unceremoniously dumped onto the living room floor of a Rhode Island artist who not only knows exactly who he is, but has romanced him four times in a video game.
This wasn't the life a goddess planned for him, but as Gale struggles with Earth's archaic appliances and Jessica's infuriating charm, he starts to realize he might finally be choosing himself.
A tale of portals, domesticity, interdimensional romance, and choosing love over destiny. Featuring: one extremely smug wizard, one impulsive Aries, a very concerned party of adventurers, and proof that sometimes fanfiction becomes reality in the best possible way.
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- Part 1 of State of Grace Cinematic Universe
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“Alicia,” she whispers faintly, “Ma fée. Come back. Please, come back.”
No response. Her daughter cannot hear her.(Post-A Life to Paint, Aline learns of her daughter's fate.)
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Show you our life anew by SakuraAlexia
Fandoms: Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (Video Game)
23 Nov 2025
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“While you’re here, I would like to ask if Maelle will be able to be here for one last Gommage, or rather, we will be celebrating being free of it. I would like the members of Expedition 33 to be present on stage when I give my speech, and she was one of them.” Emma asked all of a sudden.
Putting a hand to her chin, Clea thought at the possibility.
"She'd probably hate me if I told her no.”
She wouldn’t let Renoir ruin their plans.
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It had been several months since Verso's canvas had been erased. Several months since the Dessendre family had said good bye to him forever. And yet nothing felt normal. Aline and Alicia stayed in their rooms while Clea and Renoir took on all the responsibilities of the world around them. Everything seemed so bleak...until one day, when Clea knocked on Alicia's door and said just one thing: "Let's paint together."
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The Dessendre family paints a new Canvas together.
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A collection of erotic one-shots exploring the decadent, possessive, and feral love between Ascendant Astarion and his dark consort, Eirwen, during the first fifty years of their immortal reign.
Each chapter is a self-contained smut fic, ranging from playful indulgence to dark obsession, primal sex to reverent worship. Expect fangs, blood, praise, degradation, power play, intense devotion, and the occasional ruined dress.
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There’s a babe in the woods… No, actually, there is a BABY in the woods! Swaddled up in old rags, nested in a hidden burrow with a single cryptic note. When Wyll returns to camp with the child, the party members are persuaded to take her in. There’s just one problem… They didn’t expect to grow attached to her so much. And the last thing they need is a liability.
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Alicia glances up at his approach. She says nothing, even as she shuffles to make room for him. Renoir settles with a sigh, folding his hands over his cane’s handle. He tips his head towards the book in her lap. “I used to think no one could ever manage the entirety of our family library. You may yet accomplish the task, ma petit.”
She flushes. “I don’t read that much, Papa.”
(Five times Renoir reads to Alicia across the years, including the first and last).
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Inspired by the iconic 90s show ‘The Nanny’… Gale is in need of a housekeeper! He’s going to get considerably more than he intended…
(Thank you MostlieGhostlie for helping proof the first chapter!)
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“Are you angry because I bit you?” He asked, the timbre of his voice gravelly. “Or because that is exactly what you crave? For me to soil you? Take what I want from you? Devour you?”
Or: Tav hides from ascended Astarion. Eventually, he finds her.