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Here’s the breakdown: You got Yoongi. He writes soft, domestic fluff to make sense of this cruel world. You got Jimin. He’s the class pet who also leaves sweet stuff in comment sections and he’s never gonna do anything wrong in his whole life.
Yoongi finds out his online sweety is his real-life nemesis and decides to engage in some light psychological warfare via fanfiction. We’re talking weaponized narrative.
But then, because humans are chemically dependent on oxytocin or whatever, he feels "bad" about "psychologically torturing" the pretty boy and has to fix it. It’s Enemies to Lovers, but with more casualties than you can shake a stick at.
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Bookmarked by TooSmartToTalkToGod
04 Feb 2026
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This is so so so good! Also the formatting is amazing 😍
Read: 3/02/26
- Yoonmin -Enemies to lovers + Academic Rivals + Secret Identity
Here’s the breakdown: You got Yoongi. He writes soft, domestic fluff to make sense of this cruel world. You got Jimin. He’s the class pet who also leaves sweet stuff in comment sections and he’s never gonna do anything wrong in his whole life.
Yoongi finds out his online sweety is his real-life nemesis and decides to engage in some light psychological warfare via fanfiction. We’re talking weaponized narrative.
But then, because humans are chemically dependent on oxytocin or whatever, he feels "bad" about "psychologically torturing" the pretty boy and has to fix it. It’s Enemies to Lovers, but with more casualties than you can shake a stick at.
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jimin gets off the bus in a remote village on a december afternoon with nothing but a duffel bag and hair cut short enough that he barely recognizes himself in windows.
the inn costs more than he can afford and the mechanic hiring probably shouldn't trust him, but somehow he ends up with a key to a room above the garage and an eight-year-old asking if he likes legos.
the village is small. yoongi asks fewer questions than jimin expects. winter is cold but the work keeps his hands busy and his mind quiet.
he wasn't looking for this. a place to stay. people who might become something like family. an alpha who smells like burnt wood and looks at him like he's worth the trouble.
but sometimes the things that save you are the ones you never saw coming.
Bookmarked by TooSmartToTalkToGod
05 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Loved it so much 🥹💜
Read: 4/01/26
- Yoonmin -Omega Jimin + Alpha Yoongi + Hurt/Comfort
jimin gets off the bus in a remote village on a december afternoon with nothing but a duffel bag and hair cut short enough that he barely recognizes himself in windows.
the inn costs more than he can afford and the mechanic hiring probably shouldn't trust him, but somehow he ends up with a key to a room above the garage and an eight-year-old asking if he likes legos.
the village is small. yoongi asks fewer questions than jimin expects. winter is cold but the work keeps his hands busy and his mind quiet.
he wasn't looking for this. a place to stay. people who might become something like family. an alpha who smells like burnt wood and looks at him like he's worth the trouble.
but sometimes the things that save you are the ones you never saw coming.
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Dropped out of school? Check.
Got kicked out from home? Check.
Broke as fuck? Check.Getting paid for befriending a disabled kid? Check.
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- Part 1 of Of Life Lessons and Other Shit
- Language:
- English
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- 71,869
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- 16/16
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Bookmarked by TooSmartToTalkToGod
26 Nov 2025
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Absolutely adored it! Just wish we’d get a sequel
Read: 26/11/25
- Yoonmin -Slow burn + “enemies” to friends to lovers
Dropped out of school? Check.
Got kicked out from home? Check.
Broke as fuck? Check.Getting paid for befriending a disabled kid? Check.
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park jimin, heir to a chaebol empire, gets thrown into a reality dating show after photos surface of him leaving a gay bar. min yoongi, the cynical senior producer assigned to handle him, expects another entitled rich boy. what he doesn't expect is bathroom panic attacks, late-night cooking lessons, and the way jimin looks at him like he's the only real thing in a world built on performance.
six weeks. eight women. one very inconvenient attraction that could ruin both their careers.
(a korean adaptation of the charm offensive, where reality tv gets a little too real)
Bookmarked by TooSmartToTalkToGod
14 Jul 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Loved it, wish it was longer!! 🥰
Read: 14/07/25
- Yoonmin -Secret Relationship + Chaebol Jimin + Reality TV + Coming Out
Summary: park jimin, heir to a chaebol empire, gets thrown into a reality dating show after photos surface of him leaving a gay bar. min yoongi, the cynical senior producer assigned to handle him, expects another entitled rich boy. what he doesn't expect is bathroom panic attacks, late-night cooking lessons, and the way jimin looks at him like he's the only real thing in a world built on performance.
six weeks. eight women. one very inconvenient attraction that could ruin both their careers.
(a korean adaptation of the charm offensive, where reality tv gets a little too real)
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“I’m surprised you’re letting me drive your car.”
He’d let Taehyung do anything. By now, he has enough practice to not say it out loud.
“I’m too tired to drive.”
“Works in my favor,” Taehyung chuckles. “What if I get into an accident?”
“You break it, you buy it,” Jeongguk mumbles.
It earns him a deep laugh.
“Oh, you know I’m good for it.”
“You’re only good for it because I made you good for it,” Jeongguk retorts.
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Producer-songwriter Jeon Jeongguk and idol Kim Taehyung have been best friends since Taehyung stepped foot in Jeongguk’s studio seven years ago. Together, they make up the power-duo of the music industry, an unstoppable force with an unbreakable bond.
Until Jeongguk writes a song that reveals all his pent-up feelings for his best friend—feelings he probably shouldn’t have, and feelings that could change the course of their friendship forever.
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- English
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- 54,653
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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Bookmarked by TooSmartToTalkToGod
10 Jul 2025
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Loved it!! 😍😍
Read: 8/10/24
- Taekook -Idol Th + Producer Jk + Friends to lovers
Summary: “I’m surprised you’re letting me drive your car.”
He’d let Taehyung do anything. By now, he has enough practice to not say it out loud.
“I’m too tired to drive.”
“Works in my favor,” Taehyung chuckles. “What if I get into an accident?”
“You break it, you buy it,” Jeongguk mumbles.
It earns him a deep laugh.
“Oh, you know I’m good for it.”
“You’re only good for it because I made you good for it,” Jeongguk retorts.
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Producer-songwriter Jeon Jeongguk and idol Kim Taehyung have been best friends since Taehyung stepped foot in Jeongguk’s studio seven years ago. Together, they make up the power-duo of the music industry, an unstoppable force with an unbreakable bond.
Until Jeongguk writes a song that reveals all his pent-up feelings for his best friend—feelings he probably shouldn’t have, and feelings that could change the course of their friendship forever.
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After his sister's wedding is cancelled, Taehyung finds himself alone in an underwater hotel, enjoying her non refundable honeymoon.
Taking the opportunity to rest and paint for the first time in years, his artist's observations skills and otherworldly beauty take the locals by surprise.
Taehyung isn't a fool and he knows he definitely saw something, or someone, in the water.
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- English
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- 22,198
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Bookmarked by TooSmartToTalkToGod
10 Jul 2025
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Loved it! Hoping for more 😍
Read: 21/09/24
- Taekook -Merman Jk + Painter Th + Soulmates
Summary: After his sister's wedding is cancelled, Taehyung finds himself alone in an underwater hotel, enjoying her non refundable honeymoon.
Taking the opportunity to rest and paint for the first time in years, his artist's observations skills and otherworldly beauty take the locals by surprise.
Taehyung isn't a fool and he knows he definitely saw something, or someone, in the water.
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There is a light in your eyes and it never goes out. by MuchiWrites for yngimint
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
08 Jul 2024
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After Hoseok moves out from his joined dorm, Architecture student Jimin is forced to live with the University's famous dorm menace: Civil Engineer student Min Yoongi. What follows if Jimin trying his best to not kill his current roommate, at least for the year the elder had left to graduate.
It should be simple enough, right?Aka
Forced roommates Yoonmin trying to get along and eventually warming up and getting to know each other- Language:
- English
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- 29,370
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by TooSmartToTalkToGod
10 Jul 2025
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Loooooooved it 🥰💜
Read: 5/09/24
- Yoonmin -Enemies to lovers + Roommates
Summary: After Hoseok moves out from his joined dorm, Architecture student Jimin is forced to live with the University's famous dorm menace: Civil Engineer student Min Yoongi. What follows if Jimin trying his best to not kill his current roommate, at least for the year the elder had left to graduate.
It should be simple enough, right?Aka
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For a variety show challenge, Jimin must tell Yoongi every day for 100 days that he loves him.
Let's get this shit started.
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- Part 1 of The 100-Day Love Challenge
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 19,225
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 588
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Bookmarked by TooSmartToTalkToGod
10 Jul 2025
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Really liked it 💜
Read: 15/07/24
- Yoonmin -Canon Universe
Summary: For a variety show challenge, Jimin must tell Yoongi every day for 100 days that he loves him.
Let's get this shit started.
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A modern Romeo & Juliet with a twist — Taehyung and Jungkook’s houses may not be at war (far from it, actually, given that they’re planning an arranged marriage between their two sons to solidify a corporate merger), but the two boys have enough enmity for one another to rival a generations-long blood feud.
Featuring: Jungkook as a Juliet who’d rather swallow poison than be married off to the pretentious Kim heir; and Taehyung as a Romeo who may be just as lovelorn as the titular character, but would rather drive a dagger into his own chest than admit it.
So not like Romeo and Juliet at all, basically.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 34,077
- Chapters:
- 2/2
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- 1
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- 191
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- 4,015
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Bookmarked by TooSmartToTalkToGod
10 Jul 2025
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A FAVE, ADORED IT 🥰🥰
Read: 27/06/24
- Taekook -Arranged Marriage + Enemies to lovers + Chaebols
Summary: A modern Romeo & Juliet with a twist — Taehyung and Jungkook’s houses may not be at war (far from it, actually, given that they’re planning an arranged marriage between their two sons to solidify a corporate merger), but the two boys have enough enmity for one another to rival a generations-long blood feud.
Featuring: Jungkook as a Juliet who’d rather swallow poison than be married off to the pretentious Kim heir; and Taehyung as a Romeo who may be just as lovelorn as the titular character, but would rather drive a dagger into his own chest than admit it.
So not like Romeo and Juliet at all, basically.
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“Yoongi. It’s 2am, you’re sleeping, and you get a call— and you pick up, because your phone is henceforth never on silent — Jimin says he wants a foot rub. You say?”
Yoongi grit his teeth and shook his shoulder to get Namjoon’s hand off. “I say, wow, personal assistants should really unionise.”
Namjoon’s eyes widened in a picture of pure horror. “No. No, Yoongi, you don’t say that. What do you say?”
Yoongi looked up at the white ceiling lights. “Yes, Your Highness. Do you need your ass wiped with that?”
(in which Yoongi goes from partner in a law firm to Park Jimin's errand boy. But they're both going through something career-wise, and maybe they can help each other out.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 25,264
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Comments:
- 104
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- 1,239
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Bookmarked by TooSmartToTalkToGod
10 Jul 2025
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Loved it so much 💜🥰
Read: 17/06/24
- Yoonmin -Idol Jm + Assistant Yg
Summary: “Yoongi. It’s 2am, you’re sleeping, and you get a call— and you pick up, because your phone is henceforth never on silent — Jimin says he wants a foot rub. You say?”
Yoongi grit his teeth and shook his shoulder to get Namjoon’s hand off. “I say, wow, personal assistants should really unionise.”
Namjoon’s eyes widened in a picture of pure horror. “No. No, Yoongi, you don’t say that. What do you say?”
Yoongi looked up at the white ceiling lights. “Yes, Your Highness. Do you need your ass wiped with that?”
(in which Yoongi goes from partner in a law firm to Park Jimin's errand boy. But they're both going through something career-wise, and maybe they can help each other out.)
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i just fell in love with a gangster by jonghyunslisterine
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
26 May 2023
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nursing student jimin works overnight at a convenience store frequented by gangsters, which is mostly fine until he develops a crush on a certain min yoongi.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 14,112
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 244
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Bookmarked by TooSmartToTalkToGod
10 Jul 2025
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An ABSOLUTE fave, I just wish it was longer 💜
Read: 31/05/24
- Yoonmin -Gangster Yg + Convenience store worker Jm
Summary: nursing student jimin works overnight at a convenience store frequented by gangsters, which is mostly fine until he develops a crush on a certain min yoongi.
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Jeongguk was born to be a fanboy, it was just luck that made him also a great photographer at the same time of the debut of Moonchildren.
He couldn’t say it was only luck that made him fall for Kim Taehyung, the band's vocalist.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 40,256
- Chapters:
- 11/11
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- 2
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- 409
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Bookmarked by TooSmartToTalkToGod
10 Jul 2025
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Absolutely loved it, a fave! 💜🥰
Read: 26/03/24
- Taekook -Idol Th + Non-famous Jk
Summary: Jeongguk was born to be a fanboy, it was just luck that made him also a great photographer at the same time of the debut of Moonchildren.
He couldn’t say it was only luck that made him fall for Kim Taehyung, the band's vocalist.
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“This is a bad idea,” Taehyung feels the need to say it out loud. It seems like they both need to hear it. “You know that, right?”
“Oh, it’s one hundred percent a bad idea,” Jungkook grins, extending his hand. “But you said it yourself, I owe you for the pants.”
They shake hands again, like they’re concluding some sort of twisted business deal.
“You’re something, aren’t you?”
Who else would agree to this?
“I am, and you haven’t even seen half of it.”
“I’m not sure if I should be intimidated or excited,” Taehyung admits, ignoring the adrenaline that’s pushing in his body at the thought.
“Definitely both,” Jungkook responds. “See you in Jeju, hyung.”
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Kim Taehyung, one of Seoul’s most eligible bachelors, runs head first into a stranger in an alleyway, effectively ruining his outfit and his ability to make it to work on time. When the insistent stranger offers to repay him for his damages, Taehyung cashes in by asking him to be his fake date to an upcoming wedding, not realizing that the man he asked is Jeon Jungkook, the world-famous singer, household name, and absolutely gorgeous heartthrob.
Series
- Part 1 of Fall Right Into You
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 123,260
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 712
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- 4,495
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Bookmarked by TooSmartToTalkToGod
10 Jul 2025
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One of my all time absolute faves 💜🥰😍
Read: 11/03/24
- Taekook -Fake dating + Idol Jk + CEO Th
Summary: “This is a bad idea,” Taehyung feels the need to say it out loud. It seems like they both need to hear it. “You know that, right?”
“Oh, it’s one hundred percent a bad idea,” Jungkook grins, extending his hand. “But you said it yourself, I owe you for the pants.”
They shake hands again, like they’re concluding some sort of twisted business deal.
“You’re something, aren’t you?”
Who else would agree to this?
“I am, and you haven’t even seen half of it.”
“I’m not sure if I should be intimidated or excited,” Taehyung admits, ignoring the adrenaline that’s pushing in his body at the thought.
“Definitely both,” Jungkook responds. “See you in Jeju, hyung.”
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Kim Taehyung, one of Seoul’s most eligible bachelors, runs head first into a stranger in an alleyway, effectively ruining his outfit and his ability to make it to work on time. When the insistent stranger offers to repay him for his damages, Taehyung cashes in by asking him to be his fake date to an upcoming wedding, not realizing that the man he asked is Jeon Jungkook, the world-famous singer, household name, and absolutely gorgeous heartthrob.
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Jungkook is but a simple delivery boy; the last thing he needs is a high maintenance fake boyfriend.
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- English
- Words:
- 33,948
- Chapters:
- 3/3
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- 336
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Bookmarked by TooSmartToTalkToGod
10 Jul 2025
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Loved it!! 💜🥰
Read: 26/02/24
- Taekook -Fake dating + enemies to lovers
Summary: Jungkook is but a simple delivery boy; the last thing he needs is a high maintenance fake boyfriend.
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College student Jeon Jungkook reconnects via email with his childhood best friend Kim Taehyung, one fourth of idol group Bangtan. What ensues is a messy and, well, increasingly passionate back and forth.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 36,060
- Chapters:
- 19/19
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 151
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- 2,182
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Bookmarked by TooSmartToTalkToGod
10 Jul 2025
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Really good! 💜
Read: 22/02/24
- Taekook -Secret Relationship + Idol Th
Summary: College student Jeon Jungkook reconnects via email with his childhood best friend Kim Taehyung, one fourth of idol group Bangtan. What ensues is a messy and, well, increasingly passionate back and forth.
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Korea's most popular couple is invited to a show two years after they broke up.
Bookmarked by TooSmartToTalkToGod
10 Jul 2025
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Really liked it! 💜
Read: 23/12/24
- Yoonmin -Exes to lovers + Idol Jm + Producer Yg
Summary: Korea's most popular couple is invited to a show two years after they broke up.
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Rich boy Jimin wants to sleep with frat boy Junhee, who's known to be a freak in bed. The only problem is: Jimin is a virgin.
Jimin needs to lose his v-card and get good in bed so he can impress his crush, and to achieve this, Taehyung suggests that Jimin go to Min Yoongi—the college dropout who has a reputation of turning virgins into freaks.
It's perfect.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,651
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
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- 57
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Bookmarked by TooSmartToTalkToGod
10 Jul 2025
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Loved it!!!!! 💜🥰
Read: 11/06/25
- Yoonmin -Friends with benefits + Fuckboy Yg + Virgin Jm
Summary: Rich boy Jimin wants to sleep with frat boy Junhee, who's known to be a freak in bed. The only problem is: Jimin is a virgin.
Jimin needs to lose his v-card and get good in bed so he can impress his crush, and to achieve this, Taehyung suggests that Jimin go to Min Yoongi—the college dropout who has a reputation of turning virgins into freaks.
It's perfect.
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In order to win over his crush Namjoon’s heart, Jimin gets roped into a crazy plan with his sworn enemy, Yoongi. They're going to pretend to date each other to get Namjoon's attention. There's just one catch--Yoongi hides a secret that can ruin everything. Namjoon is in love with him.
Bookmarked by TooSmartToTalkToGod
10 Jul 2025
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Loooooved it! 💜🥰
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- Yoonmin -Enemies to lovers + Fake dating
Summary: In order to win over his crush Namjoon’s heart, Jimin gets roped into a crazy plan with his sworn enemy, Yoongi. They're going to pretend to date each other to get Namjoon's attention. There's just one catch--Yoongi hides a secret that can ruin everything. Namjoon is in love with him.
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"You have no idea where you are, do you?"
The man sounds amused, and Jimin looks over to see his catlike eyes observing him mirthfully, as if he's waiting for Jimin to deliver the punchline of a joke. It makes Jimin rather uneasy, and he looks around himself for a moment, trying to think of what the man may mean, before hesitantly saying: "Uh, a club?"
That seems to be the right answer, because the man's smile is already growing larger as he replies: "Uhuh, a gay club."
Or: Jimin accidentally walks into a gay club, and a serendipitous encounter with a man at the bar makes him realise he might not be as straight as he thought he was.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 41,108
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 406
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- 2,201
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Bookmarked by TooSmartToTalkToGod
10 Jul 2025
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Really really loved it! 💜
Read: 25/04/25
- Yoonmin -Sexuality crisis + Coming Out + Secret Relationship
Summary: "You have no idea where you are, do you?"
The man sounds amused, and Jimin looks over to see his catlike eyes observing him mirthfully, as if he's waiting for Jimin to deliver the punchline of a joke. It makes Jimin rather uneasy, and he looks around himself for a moment, trying to think of what the man may mean, before hesitantly saying: "Uh, a club?"
That seems to be the right answer, because the man's smile is already growing larger as he replies: "Uhuh, a gay club."
Or: Jimin accidentally walks into a gay club, and a serendipitous encounter with a man at the bar makes him realise he might not be as straight as he thought he was.
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“You were nice about it,” Jimin says. “I don’t know who else would be. I’ve never actually…told anyone else. Except Tae.” Yoongi doesn’t move. “You said yourself it’s not a big deal. You probably kiss someone new every weekend.” Jimin pauses, waits, and then very quietly: “Why not me?”
Yoongi’s shoulders lift with a sigh, his face still downturned to the breakfast bar, hidden from view. “It’s not the same,” he mumbles.
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Jimin's made it to 20 without experiencing his first kiss, and Yoongi's the quiet, grumpy guy he turns to for help. Slight problem: Yoongi doesn't like him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 52,360
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Comments:
- 359
- Kudos:
- 3,585
- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by TooSmartToTalkToGod
10 Jul 2025
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Absolutely adored it 😍💜
Read: 24/03/25
- Yoonmin -Enemies to lovers + First kiss
Summary: “You were nice about it,” Jimin says. “I don’t know who else would be. I’ve never actually…told anyone else. Except Tae.” Yoongi doesn’t move. “You said yourself it’s not a big deal. You probably kiss someone new every weekend.” Jimin pauses, waits, and then very quietly: “Why not me?”
Yoongi’s shoulders lift with a sigh, his face still downturned to the breakfast bar, hidden from view. “It’s not the same,” he mumbles.
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Jimin's made it to 20 without experiencing his first kiss, and Yoongi's the quiet, grumpy guy he turns to for help. Slight problem: Yoongi doesn't like him.