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Snippets Of An Infected World by Totally_Not_A_Cube
Fandoms: Original Work, Gravity Falls
27 May 2025
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After a multi-universal parasitic outbreak and an event called "The Collapse". Most of those infected have been detained and contained under the Universal Research And Protection Coalition (U.R.P.C.) with the remaining healthy scared and confused.
Most factions and governments entities pre-outbreak are either destroyed, dissolved, or assimilate into the U.R.P.C.
The infected are feared and has been dehumanized… and rightly so.
These are scraps of that ruined world.
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A series set in an alternate Poppy Playtime universe. As The Player makes his way through Sweet Street, he is captured by Lily Lovebraids and forced to play along with her delusional way of life. However, the larp begins to unfold in strange and unexpected ways.
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22 Feb 2026
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22 Feb 2026
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An unofficial, unauthorized, and completely unholy anthology of incidents MI-5 and the Vatican swear never happened.
Contents include (but are not limited to, because God has abandoned us):🔫 Alucard learns to shoot like a cowboy. Gunslinger hat included. Dignity not.
🎮 Gameplays that result in actual war crimes. Screams in 15th-century Romanian. Vampire rage-quitting.
📹 Live streams that nothing could have prepared the internet for. 13k followers in 4 minutes.
📦 Unlicensed Hellsing merch: Alucard plush with LED fangs. It giggles when you stab it.
🩸 BloodCon UK: Cosplay. Smut fanfics. Sheer fan chaos. Anderson is traumatized (again).
🧠 Mandatory group therapy. Spoiler: it does not help.
📺 The Office, but everyone has guns. HR is dead. So is Integra on the inside.
🏠 Keeping up with the Hellsings: family game nights. Online shopping. Seras just wanted to sleep.
🧹 The maids spill the tea: support group for very traumatized survivors of Integra & Alucard as a couple.
💍 Fake marriages with real sexual tension: the neighbors regret everything.Each chapter is a standalone disaster. Some connect. All should probably be exorcised.
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18 Feb 2026
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"Okay," he said, voice steady now. "If that's really how you feel—then I need you to promise me something."
Nolan didn't hesitate. "Of course, son. Anything."
Mark's expression hardened, his eyes going cold in a way that made Nolan's breath catch.
"Promise me," he said slowly, "right now... that you'll denounce Viltrum. That you'll reject them—for Earth. For us."
There was a beat of silence. A single second that stretched on like eternity.
Nolan's eyes widened.
"...What?"
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03 Feb 2026
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The Machine and the Multiverse by TheLunaticWizard
Fandoms: ULTRAKILL (Video Game), Murder Drones (Web Series), Portal (Video Game), Half-Life (Video Games)
09 Jan 2026
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Mankind is dead.
Hell is empty.
It has been fueled by the blood of millions.It massacred every layer, from limbo to treachery. It tore apart machines and demons alike, and damaged the prime souls to critical condition. It gutted Dis, the half-mechanical king of the underworld himself, and scavenged his parts to claim as its own.
With a demonic power source capable of maintaining it for eternity, the machine learned how to utilize the dwindling energies of hell and tore a hole in the very fabric between dimensions.
Mankind may be dead, and hell may be gone, but blood would always be fuel.
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V1, now equipped with the power of dimensional travel, will undoubtedly cause chaos and destruction for any unlucky universes it happens across. God, please come back. We're scared.
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16 Jan 2026