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    The last thing Jaster remembers is being betrayed by Montross. Now, he's been rescued by an attractive young Jedi knight. Together, Jaster and Obi-Wan search the galaxy for clues of Jango Fett and the remnants of the True Mandalorians.

    They grow closer during their travels but when they find Jango, they are pulled apart, Jaster with his duties as Mand'alor and Obi-Wan with his duties to the Jedi Order. Will fate, or the Force, reunite them again?

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    12 Nov 2025

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    Obi-Wan Kenobi was meant to be a Jedi. He felt it in the Force, saw it in his dreams—visions—at night.

    Yet... No one else seemed to see it.

    The Force was creative though, and if Obi-Wan's path to being a Jedi was blocked by stubborn Jedi who wouldn't listen, well... Not one, but two encounters with pirates might open up another path entirely.

    If not as a Jedi, then the Force will find another way to use Obi-Wan Kenobi.

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    10 Nov 2025

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    Obi-Wan Kenobi arrives on Bandomeer as a Temple washout.

    When Ben leaves Bandomeer, it's after an unexpected rescue from an unruly group of pirates. The Jedi have made it clear they don't want him, and his time as a slave in the mines has taught him the galaxy isn't safe. He learns from Hondo how to make a living as a pirate. When the Clone Wars breaks out, it's the perfect opportunity to make big profits so long as one keeps their head down and stays neutral.

    But once Ben meets Commander Cody, neutrality isn't an option.

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    10 Nov 2025

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    Nine year old Anakin recognizes Palpatine at Qui-Gon's funeral, having seen him at the slave markets on Tatooine and witnessed him using Force lightning. He of course relays this information to Obi-Wan, who, after having a panic attack, comes up with a plan that involves Padme, copious amounts of lying, several failed poisoning attempts (by Palpatine), cringeworthy codenames, a ridiculous sign language made up to humor his drama queen padawan, a secret wedding, at least one faked death, and the performance of a lifetime come Revenge of the Sith.

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    10 Nov 2025

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    At the ripe age of six months “Obi-Wan Kenobi” leaves Stewjon and his real name behind. He doesn’t know why and for his safety, the Order decides that it is better to keep the truth for him. The same secret is the reason Obi-Wan never becomes a Jedi Padawan and instead is sent to the AgriCorps.

    After one too many of his requests for transfer is rejected, Obi-Wan runs away and due to his own naïveté and desperation finds himself on board a pirate ship. He doesn’t think that meeting a Mandalorian bounty hunter who temporarily travels with Ohnaka will change the course of his life forever.

    One contraceptive implant failure later, desperate and with no one else to turn to, he returns to AgriCorps.

    Fast forward five years and little Boba starts asking questions about his father. Soon, Obi-Wan meets an ex-Mand’alor who finds Boba eerily similar to his allegedly dead son, a certain Jedi Master and his childhood bully, babysits the Chosen One and has Stewjonian nobility popping on his doorstep looking for their missing prince. It's only the beginning of the journey that will make him rediscover his lost history.

    All while trying to deal with reappearance of Boba’s father in their lives.

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    25 Oct 2025