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    "Clark. What the hell is this," Lois asks, staring at Clark's Bruceman WIP folder. Clark's first instinct is to fly away, but that would still leave his fic on display for her to see. His second instinct is to blast a hole straight through his laptop screen with his heat vision, which isn't much better.


    Clark, in an attempt to make some spare cash, unintentionally stumbles into the world of superhero fanfiction, becomes a prolific writer for Gotham's OTP, and tries his best to fend off rival fans who want him to convert to superbat instead.

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    10 Oct 2025

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    This got me into yet another love square

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    The snow is beginning to fall again, in slow drifts, and the flurries melt when they kiss the glass, and it’s magical in a way Reki never imagined anything could be. He glances over at Langa, whose face is close enough that Reki can see the faded scarring on his cheeks, his pale lips with the cupid’s bow in the center that Reki has wanted, for so long, to kiss.

    Langa has always been beautiful, but he looks the most beautiful to Reki when he has that wonder in his eyes, usually at S, and occasionally in the dusky sunset at DopeSketch or on the half-pipe at the skatepark. The way he looks up at the mountains makes Reki’s throat go dry.

    He wants Langa to look at him that way.

     

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    the christmas-in-canada fic nobody asked for, complete with some awkward first kisses, matching pajama sets, too much cuddling by the fireplace, a little mistletoe, and of course, the beloved “there was only one bed” trope <3

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    18 Sep 2023

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    Cosy cosy for crimbo time, soft sk8 bois

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    The boy standing in the mirror wasn’t Wilbur.

    He blinked a few times, and the boy in the mirror did too. He lifted a hand, with the stranger doing the same. When he flipped the reflection off, the bony and bruised hand flipped him off in return.

    “This isn’t me,” Wilbur whispered in the stranger’s voice, the reflection mouthing the words in time with him.

    This wasn’t him and yet the reflection in the mirror was telling him it was. The boy had curly blonde hair that was styled similarly to Wilbur’s, except the fringe wasn’t nearly as long. Wide set blue eyes stared at him, and after a moment of being frozen, he squeezed them shut, wondering if his reflection would be back to normal when he opened them.

    His eyes blinked open, and he saw he was still blonde and blue-eyed. Fuck.

    or, Wilbur is bored of the monotony of his life in a small town, and wishes for a new life. Meanwhile, Tommy is tired of the isolation that comes with living in the city, and wonders what it would be like to have a closer family.

    Neither one meant they wanted to start swapping bodies.

    or or, a Your Name au.

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    12 Aug 2023

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    Many feels but fuck it, we ball.

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    29 Jun 2023

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    Found family but make it ~space~ also there's war

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    Tommy was a God who made a new life for himself, moving on from his past and finding family in mortals where he thought it impossible. He already has two brothers, certainly he doesn't need anyone else. So why did these three other mortals seem so interested in him and how did he get them to back off?

    He might not have been able to keep the fact that he was God from his brothers but he should be able to with the heroes, right? Even if he was going to be spending more time with them - what with MCC and training coming up... - it would be fine! ...Right?

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    “Yeah, and that’s the issue. Will- I already have brothers, okay? It’s- it’s funny, right, when you make that joke and I go along, but that’s all it is. It’s a joke.”

    Tommy drew the line in the sand, looking at Willis seriously, but stopped when he saw how genuinely taken aback and hurt Willis was at his words.

    “...Oh. I- Sorry,” he apologized again, standing up straighter and glancing away. His ears were pinned back and down and his mouth was pressed into a straight line. “I won’t do it again.”
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    Or, the sequel to my God-Vigilante Tommy AU, read that for context ^^
    (Benchtrio and SBI with a focus on SBI)

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    28 Jun 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    God said fuck 2: electric boogaloo