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    Will Darling woke up in a museum. An actual, sodding museum. Never mind that the house was now occupied by three small boys, their formidable mother, and a grandfather who was at turns sadly diminished by the travails of recent months and strangely rejuvenated by those same circumstances. Homeclere was a great barrack of a house with oil paintings, precious vases, rare furniture, and about forty persons engaged in cleaning, dusting, and otherwise servicing the needs of the establishment. A sodding museum.

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    After the stirring events of The League of Dragons, we find Laurence living retired at Tenzing Tharkay's estate in the Peak District. With parliament on summer recess, Temeraire is in want of employment.

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    “I understand,” Nightingale interrupted. “You’ll want some true rest and relaxation after the year we’ve had. How would you like to ruralize for a fortnight?” And that was how me and Bev ended up in what Nightingale called the Order’s “shooting box” in Wales.

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    “Shut the door,” Hawk said. “You getting rain all over my fine Corinthian leather.”

    “Do the Corinthian cows whine about the rain,” I said. “Are there even cows in Corinth?”

    “You got no appreciation for the finer things,” Hawk said. His smile gleamed through the dim interior of the car.

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    Major Hugo Darracott, heir to the Darracott honours, lands and title, sipped his brandy and stretched his long legs under the dining table. “I won’t say I’m well pleased with how long it’s taking to set the Dower House to rights.” He glanced at his grandfather, Lord Darracott of Darracott Place, deep in conversation with his cousin Vincent at the head of the table. “But finding another builder at this late stage will just mean pushing the wedding date back again, and I’ll not be the one to tell Anthea she’s to re-write the invitation cards again!"

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    Breakfast may never be the same.

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    "When I stand before thee at the day's end, thou shalt see my scars and know that I had my wounds, and also my healing." -- Rabindranath Tagore

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    Gibbs and DiNozzo are snowed in on the Blue Ridge Highway. Squint and it could lead somewhere slashy.

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    Tony squinted and altered his stance a bit. His face was close enough that Kate could feel his warm breath on her skin. "Go ahead," he said through gritted teeth. "Make my day."

    "Tony, will you quit it already?" Kate elbowed him away and checked her watch.

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    "Oh dear." Larry stiffened a little. "I've done something inappropriate, haven't I?"

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    Set after the end of season 3. Tony holds it together during Gibbs's hiatus.

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    "So," Gibbs picked up the thread of their earlier conversation while he waited for his coffee. "You're saying that none of this would have happened to George Clooney."

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    She'd learned to walk in heels when she was eleven. Learned to run in them when she was twenty-three.

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