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You Must Be Haunting Me by MassiveLoser1172
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
25 Dec 2025
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You see, to the locals, The Cleaners was nothing more than a humble odd-jobs company. Need your lawn mowed? Pipes fixed? A missing cat found? They had you covered, no questions asked. They were the kind of workers you barely noticed, slipping in and out of neighbourhoods, blending into the background.
But when the sun went down and the shop doors closed, The Cleaners became something else entirely. Behind locked doors and soundproofed walls, they ran an underground investigation, gathering intel, tracking movements, and dismantling The Raiders. The ruthless gang tightening its grip on the city.
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They locked eyes.
Both breathing hard.
Bruised. Bleeding. Still not letting go.
Jabber’s face was inches from his. “You fight like you’re trying to convince yourself you don’t like this.”
Zanka gritted his teeth. “Shut up.”
“Make me.”
Zanka almost did. With a punch. Or maybe something else.
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02 Jan 2026
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not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all by Rexs_Blacks
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Anime)
13 Dec 2025
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Rudo meets a new girl in school and suddenly understands why a lot of life revolves around romance. Only problem is, when he asks Enjin if he can start dating, he is met with "Not unless your brother does." Which is BULLSHIT because who would want to date uptight, overachiever, major bitch Zanka? He's gotta come up with a plan, and fast.
Luckily... there might be someone nuts enough to want to try out a date with Zanka. Rudo just has to find a way to convince insane chemistry genius Jabber Wonger to take his brother on one shitty date. Then Rudo is in the clear. Surely, nothing could come of one shitty date.
Right?
aka, the 10 things I hate about you au
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31 Dec 2025
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“Hey sexy,” Enjin greets.
Gris pulls a shirt from the dryer, shakes it once and lays it in the basket tucked under his arm.
“No.”
Enjin pouts as he leans against the doorway, his shoulders spanning most of the frame.
“You don’t even know what I’m going to ask.”
“And I don’t need to know,” Gris says patiently, smiling as Enjin further smooshes his lips in a pout. “It’s the first Friday of the month, and you want me to race Sheila. No.”
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30 Dec 2025
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"GREAT! Just great! As if this could GET any better!" Zanka bites out, seething. Of course he's stuck here, injured, in a damp, dirty cell, and of course he's stuck here with fucking Jabber of all people.
Jabber whistles appreciatively, "Man, you're in a mood today. Wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" and cackles at his own joke. Zanka's gonna strangle him. He's gonna rip out those bars with his bare hands and use them to beat Jabber to death.
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Zanka is taken by some people who want to study givers. Jabber is there too. This somehow makes everything both better and so much worse.
Disclaimer: do NOT feed my work into generative AI or I will fucking GET you.
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- Part 1 of your honor they make me insane (Janka)
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24 Dec 2025
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There's a reason behind most things Techno does. There's a reason behind most things Techno feels.
The way he farms and his politics are closely linked, as Philza finds out one cold afternoon, as is his history.Bookmarked by Uhhhm
12 Jan 2022