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Tarantella by Ultimate_Philistine
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing
03 Dec 2022
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Few would have guessed that Shuichi Saihara and Kirumi Tojo were ever meant to be. Despite appearances, despite expectations, the detective and the maid cross paths, time and time again.
A series of quick one-shots between Kirumi and Shuichi, varying in seriousness and tone. Populating the Shuichi/Kirumi tag, because someone has to.
Latest Update: "Care, Comfort, and Chamomile" - Shuichi works through the night to solve the mystery of the killing game and save his friends - but pulling an all-nighter is easier said than done. Fortunately, Kirumi has just the thing to solve his fatigue and ease his worries: a single, exclusive cup of the Ultimate Maid's finest tea.
A submission for the Rare Delights zine.
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The Scholar's Mate by Ultimate_Philistine
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
02 Jan 2022
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In a moment of courage, Chihiro Fujisaki challenges the villainous Celestia Ludenberg to a duel... in chess. But promising to defeat the Ultimate Gambler and actually doing it are very different things, and when the two finally come face-to-face, they might find they have more in common - and that the match has more in store for them - than either one expected.
A bit of writing practice as I resume work on Tarantella. Also a gift for @TwinkleLitchii on Twitter.
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Duty and Devotion by Ultimate_Philistine
Fandoms: New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing, Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types
19 Jul 2020
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Shuichi unwittingly takes the first Key of Love and soon finds himself face-to-face in the Hotel Kumasutra with a certain super high-school level maid. Plunged into his classmate's romantic fantasy and desperately trying not to break character, Shuichi must navigate the labyrinth of her conflicted and buried emotions, and just maybe confront his own feelings as well.
A greatly embellished and expanded retelling of Kirumi's Love Suite event featuring more fleshed-out dialogue, additional scenes, and a dramatic exploration of its characters. Probably not consistent with canon.
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I'll be the only dream you seek by Ghoolian
Fandoms: The Hundred Line -Last Defense Academy- (Video Game)
08 Jul 2025
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(2nd Scenario spoilers and plot points found throughout the game as a result!)
As the truth of the war comes to light, Takumi loses his will to fight.
He reflects on everyone they've lost; causing a certain samurai to appear due to his guilty conscience, as she has many times.
If anyone could shake this off, it's someone as resolute as her.
Bookmarked by SoshuScribbles (Ultimate_Philistine)
20 Dec 2025
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Sheath and Shelter by Keyblinder
Fandoms: The Hundred Line -Last Defense Academy- (Video Game)
24 Aug 2025
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Nozomi strikes him with a Bolstering Bullet, and in the extended instant as the stimulant sinks into his skin, he becomes aware of a few things.
1. Shouma is down, his small body in an over-large pool of blood under a bearlike invader.
2. In Shouma’s absence, Tsubasa’s been sprayed with Parmith’s volley, swirling red in her eyes as she leans out of the window to launch her attack.
3. She’d never actually stopped preparing her missiles. She’d just changed direction.
(or: Tsubasa blows up half of the SDU's rooms, and everyone has to deal with it.)
Bookmarked by SoshuScribbles (Ultimate_Philistine)
20 Dec 2025
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Prelude to Second Chances by sure_galena
Fandoms: New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing
18 Aug 2024
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“No, it’s okay,” Kaede says, but Shuichi has listened to enough lies to know that her heart isn’t in it. If he ever wants to have that conversation, he will have to save it for another day.
He shakes his head. “Never mind about what happened in the game. How have you been?”
Kaede’s eyes drift off to the window for a moment, her focus only returning to him when she speaks. “Good enough. I mean, I’m alive, so…” She throws up her palms in a vague gesture. “What more can I ask for?”
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For Kaede and Shuichi, reuniting after the killing game is not as easy as it first seems.
Bookmarked by Ultimate_Philistine
21 Aug 2024
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Mistakes come on horseback, but depart on foot by Popelyu
Fandoms: New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing, Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types
29 Oct 2023
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14 students left. Motive videos to push another kill. Naturally, Shuichi is concerned for any coming victims. When he finds that Kirumi received her own motive video, it's up to him to make sure he will not have to lose her like he lost Kaede.
Unfortunately, mistakes are not so easily fixed.
This is a finished rewrite of Danganronpa V3. Please note that with this being a Danganronpa rewrite, there will be descriptions of death and murder that may or may not be uncomfortable for certain audiences.
Spotify playlist, finished: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6ZqamuVfPrk2TmRO5mhoFn?si=f61d575aa083446d
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- Part 1 of Mistakes
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Bookmarked by Ultimate_Philistine
27 Jan 2023
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As the Phantom Thieves prepare to take down Shido, Akira and Sae discover neither is who they thought they were. Romance blooms as Christmas Eve draws ever closer. Now with new epilogue.
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- Part 1 of Rising Star
Bookmarked by Ultimate_Philistine
10 Apr 2022