5 Works by UndercookedBatter
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"I don't care if I signed an agreement!!"
"Hey now Kyle, if you made a deal with someone, you have to stick by it," Gerald chided gently.
"Ah, thank you Mr. Broflovski," Cartman said with a smug smile. Kyle gritted his teeth.
"What was the agreement?"
Kyle froze for a moment. Was he really going to tell his parents what he said? Cartman looked at him and raised an eyebrow. Kyle opened his mouth.
"I-I..." he trailed off. He glanced at his mother, who looked at him expectantly. His stomach churned, no way was he going to let her know about this.
"Whatever, its nothing," Kyle mumbled. "Just go up to my room Cartman, let's get this over with."
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Leprechauns are real, and Kyle makes a deal that he should never have made. Things get out of hand, and it does not go well for him. Throughout all the confusion, one thing rings clear: Never ever give Eric Cartman leverage over you.
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Is It Wrong to Spy on Your Boyfriend and Watch him Masturbate if You're Only Concerned for His Well-Being? by UndercookedBatter
Fandoms: South Park
22 Apr 2023
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Concerned over what Stan might to do himself while alone, Wendy puts cameras in his room to check up on him. So when she checks on him one day and sees him masturbating, it's something she should've expected. Fear of auto-erotic asphyxiation stops her from clicking away. It's not wrong to watch your boyfriend jack off if you're just making sure he doesn't accidentally choke himself to death, right?
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Kenny is home where he belongs, and Butters can't be happier.
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- Part 2 of What Is This Feeling?
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Mysterion slips up and does something that leads to someone finding out his true identity. Unfortunately for Kenny, that someone is a mad man who will stop at nothing to have him.
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- Part 1 of What Is This Feeling?
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You Should Probably Check and See What Your Weapon is Before You Use it on Someone by UndercookedBatter
Fandoms: South Park
26 Feb 2023
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"What the fuck?" Kite muttered under his breath. Professor Chaos laughed again.
"Do you like my new weapon? I actually have no idea what it is, but the guy I bought it from said that it was a surefire method to take down any hero. It was pretty cheap too, so I bought it and figured I would test it out on someone. Indeed, it was me who left the tip at the Coon's door. This was a trap! And you two are caught in it, exactly the two people I wanted to test it on. You two have foiled my evil plans one too many times! And now you will pay! I won't stick around to see what happens though, if I stay out too long my parents will ground me. See ya fellas!"
With nothing else to catch his attention, Toolshed stared at the monstrous thing in front of him. It was a huge slimy blob, with no ear or eyes or mouth or nose. The only thing it had was dozens of tentacles sticking out of its body. They slithered around and slapped against each other, making disgusting squelching noises. Beside him, the Human Kite tensed up.
"Are you ready to fight Toolshed," he asked. Toolshed nodded.
"Let's do this."
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Professor Chaos gets his hands on a miracle weapon, and tests it out on Toolshed and the Human Kite.