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Metaphysical Distance by UniversalTalent
Fandoms: Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake (Cartoon 2023)
11 Nov 2024
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Who knew that having a three dimensional body that’s a manifestation of his two dimensional dream-self who is in turn being dreamt by his real three dimensional self would be uncomfortable.
“A week is nothing Prismo, I’ve been two dimensional for months.”
>prismo makes bet
>loses bet
>get horny, idiot -
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For some reason, you saw James Madison and it was at this exact moment that you started to wonder just who you thought you were. Just who did you think you were impersonating a delegate to the constitutional convention, a lieutenant of the continental army, one of the best lawyers in the state of Massachusetts. You were a girl, just a girl, that somehow made herself appear to be the man who did those things.
And then you remembered that you were the man.Series
- Part 1 of You Are the Revolution
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And Some Obscure Philosophy on a Road Trip in Indiana by UniversalTalent
Fandoms: None - Fandom, all of them - Fandom, Original Work
25 Dec 2016
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"Just like him. A collection of cooperative cells that will ultimately be replaced. Again. And again. But the idea, the self, persists. However, none of that matters since nobody cares about him."
I'm pretty sure this started off as a joke on a road trip but I have no idea what we were on that compelled the creation of this monstrosity.- Language:
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Not even half by UniversalTalent
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Original Series
04 Oct 2016
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"There's no other explanation, Spock."
He stared straight at the wall in front of him.
"There has to be."
Bones sighed, "but there isn't."
"But I can't have children, doctor. It's genetically impossible."
"It's the only explanation!"
"Have you not tried-"
"Spock. That is your daughter! Go talk to her!"
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A Quick Proposition by formallyDreadful
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
01 Dec 2024
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Viktor is shocked when Mel visits him in the middle of the night to talk about Jayce. Turns out, Viktor is in for a night of a lot of surprises (and realisations).
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15 Dec 2024
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my double inclination tears me apart by perfidiousalbion
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
24 Nov 2024
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Jayce just smiles again. Viktor knows he’ll never earn that expression. No matter what he does, he’ll never, ever earn it. Every time he sees it it’ll be another penny in the bank of Viktor Having Things He Doesn’t Deserve.
Or: post S2, Viktor and Jayce are restored to mortal bodies, and Viktor has to deal with his guilt (or not).
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- Part 1 of lovers and invention
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24 Nov 2024
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The Two Scope Tango [Blu Sniper/Red Fem Sniper] by WheatleyBetterBeInPortal3
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
13 Sep 2020
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Medic plays matchmaker (a little too aggressively) and facilitates a forbidden battlefield tryst between two formidable adversaries. Humor, romance, smut, and Medic being...Medic.
“Ohhh Fraulein!” an unmistakable voice sang triumphantly down the hall, stopping her in her tracks. “I have somezink fur yooou!”
“Tell me you didn’t do what I think you did...Tell me there isn’t a man drugged and hog-tied in there.”
The medic’s eyes flicked away quickly in thought then returned to her. “Vell, I did. And zhere is.”Bookmarked by UniversalTalent
08 Nov 2024
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Blackened Heart, Blackened Soul by Rachrar
Fandoms: Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake (Cartoon 2023), Adventure Time (Cartoon 2010)
13 Dec 2023
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Protecting his congregation was Scarab's responsibility, and providing them a sense of safety a requirement. When he attempted to banish the demon thought to be haunting them, however, he began to learn that being damned was not the same as being evil.
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16 Dec 2023
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wishing will make it so by Anonymous
Fandoms: Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake (Cartoon 2023), Adventure Time (Cartoon 2010)
10 Oct 2023
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“You know, like… Oh please, Mr. God-Auditor,” Prismo affected an unconvincing falsetto, “I’ll do anything you want, just don’t report me! That sort of thing.”
“Have we not just established that there is nothing I want from-”
“My body!” Prismo blurted out. “You could have my body.”
Scarab blinked.
“To fuck. You would be fucking me.” Prismo tacked on, for clarification. “I hope you know what that is, at least. Please don’t make me explain the birds and the beetles to you.”---
A story about the complications of Prismo and Scarab's no-good-awful-terrible-but-maybe-there's-hope relationship - originally a oneshot, now being expanded into a multichapter fic!
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03 Oct 2023