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Shadow Milk Cookie didn't expect to be shot. He certainly didn't expect to wake up in the Vanilla Kingdom with Pure Vanilla Cookie offering him dessert instead of a prison cell.
As the resonance between their Soul Jams grows, the line between Ancient and Beast begins to blur. Pure Vanilla is exhausted, Shadow Milk is humiliated, and the Spire of Shadows is changing. They were never meant to be two halves of the same story, but fate—and a few specialized weapons—decided otherwise.
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29 Dec 2025
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but all good devils masquerade under the light by sandstr0mm
Fandoms: Chonny's Charming Chaos Compendium Vol. 1 - Chonny Jash (Album)
27 Dec 2024
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Was it worth it? Nothing calmed the hurt anymore. Was this the final option? It calls to him, metaphorical arms wide open, a welcoming hand.
"I'm here," it says, soothing the ringing in his ears. "I'm here."
Not quite, not yet.
"Give me time," CJ responds, voice quiet and timid, unrecognizable.
His mind aches. His heart burns. His soul, if it exists, cries out.
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or: author thought of a silly and decided to (poorly) write their interpretation of the first interaction of the HMS jashlings
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22 Nov 2025
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Pure Vanilla Cookie and his companions are powerful Shrine Guardians. Those who look after shrines and temples and the gods that contain them as well as defending the region from demons and other dark beings born from dark emotions.
They are sent to ancient abandoned land where some of the oldest temples remain and the gods within them have been long abandoned. On the verge of madness they have showed signs of sloth, deceit, apathy, destruction, and silence.
Can the 5 shrine guardians prevent their full transformation as demons and save Earthbread from war?
Or will these decorated heroes finally taste defeat?
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09 Nov 2025
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A case of mistaken identity brings Pure Vanilla to the doorstep of the Blueberry Yoghurt Academy; the oldest and most distinguished institution in Crispia.
Now, if only he could convince everyone that he really isn't who they're looking for.
Nearly a millennia since the fall of the Yeast continent, a prophecy dawns upon the world—of five Cookies, destined to become the new generation of Virtues.
As the Fount of Knowledge, it is his duty to find them and prepare for the return of his former friends.
Personally, Shadow Milk thinks it's a load of bullshit.
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- Part 4 of Diverged Paths
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20 Oct 2025
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Longan dragon decides that if Pitaya wants to fight alongside cookies so badly, they might as well just BE a cookie instead of a dragon
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20 Oct 2025