Urlips_Apocalypse



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    Bilbo Baggins was ready to die. He'd sailed to the West, left Middle-earth behind — and carried a grief that had never faded.

    But the Valar offer him one final gift: a single night back in Bag End, at the very start. One last chance to see Thorin and the Company, to remember what was lost.

    He doesn't expect Thorin to look at him like that.
    He doesn't expect it to hurt this much.

    And he certainly doesn’t expect morning to come.

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  2. Public Bookmark 60

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    Bilbo shows up just in time to get Fili out of danger. As he tries to save Thorin, he is recognized by Azog as the 'halfling from the mountains', and Azog will not let him get away this time.

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    “It sounds to me, Thorin son of Thrain, like you need a burglar.” Gandalf suppressed the grin that threatened to overtake his face.

    “I suppose you have one you’d like to recommend.” The King raised a brow.

    “There is one who has done a great many tasks for me over the years.” Gandalf thought of how best to introduce her. “A Hobbit. One with much experience with these kinds of tasks.”

    The King hummed confirmation.

    Now Gandalf just had to go find the blasted girl.

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    Faced with dwarven law, Belladonna finds herself agreeing to a different kind of contract to join to quest for Erebor.

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    Sirius fucks himself on his boyfriend in front of dozens of strangers at a swinger club and realizes how much he loves being on display.

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    It’s certainly not Bilbo’s fault that no one realizes it sooner. Bilbo takes one look at Mirkwood and says, “This forest feels– sick,” even though he didn’t need to see the forest to know that, could feel it as far back as Beorn’s cottage. Bilbo keeps them alive, keeps the trees on their side and slays spiders and makes sure they’re always heading east.

    (Or, it’s not Bilbo’s fault the Company doesn’t know what a hedge wizard is.)

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