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Quite a Little Fellow in a Wide World by humapuma
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
07 May 2025
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Bilbo Baggins was ready to die. He'd sailed to the West, left Middle-earth behind — and carried a grief that had never faded.
But the Valar offer him one final gift: a single night back in Bag End, at the very start. One last chance to see Thorin and the Company, to remember what was lost.
He doesn't expect Thorin to look at him like that.
He doesn't expect it to hurt this much.And he certainly doesn’t expect morning to come.
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- Part 1 of The Wide World Once More
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06 Oct 2025
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Bilbo shows up just in time to get Fili out of danger. As he tries to save Thorin, he is recognized by Azog as the 'halfling from the mountains', and Azog will not let him get away this time.
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06 Oct 2025
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“It sounds to me, Thorin son of Thrain, like you need a burglar.” Gandalf suppressed the grin that threatened to overtake his face.
“I suppose you have one you’d like to recommend.” The King raised a brow.
“There is one who has done a great many tasks for me over the years.” Gandalf thought of how best to introduce her. “A Hobbit. One with much experience with these kinds of tasks.”
The King hummed confirmation.
Now Gandalf just had to go find the blasted girl.
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Faced with dwarven law, Belladonna finds herself agreeing to a different kind of contract to join to quest for Erebor.
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- Part 3 of Unrelated Hobbit Fics
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06 Oct 2025
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blatant public indecency by michael (voicedvelarfricative)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Oct 2025
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Sirius fucks himself on his boyfriend in front of dozens of strangers at a swinger club and realizes how much he loves being on display.
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05 Oct 2025
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lay me gently in the cold dark earth by andthentheybow
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
22 Apr 2025
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It’s certainly not Bilbo’s fault that no one realizes it sooner. Bilbo takes one look at Mirkwood and says, “This forest feels– sick,” even though he didn’t need to see the forest to know that, could feel it as far back as Beorn’s cottage. Bilbo keeps them alive, keeps the trees on their side and slays spiders and makes sure they’re always heading east.
(Or, it’s not Bilbo’s fault the Company doesn’t know what a hedge wizard is.)
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01 Oct 2025
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Pain-Burglar by Miss_sl0th
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
13 Sep 2025
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AU The Hobbits, the children of Yavanna, have the power to heal, but not everyone is willing to pay the price. Bilbo cannot bear to see the Sons of Durin die.
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01 Oct 2025
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A Habit to Kick (The Age-Old Curse) by supernova_stardust
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Sep 2025
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A few weeks ago, Regulus Black jumped off a bridge. It's not that he really wanted to die, but he didn't really want to live either. He didn't think anyone would care one way or another, if he's honest. Now he's stuck learning how to live.
James Potter was used to seeing Reg every day at the cafe he worked in, until one day he stopped coming in. When he finally sees the guy he's been crushing on come back into the cafe, he knew he had to take his chance at asking him out on a date.
***This fic deals with heavy themes of depression, lack of a will to live, and suicide, but will have a happy ending***
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- Part 1 of a Habit to Kick Universe
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01 Oct 2025
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When famous TV chef Sirius Black is publicly outed and needs to escape the London paparazzi, he heads to a very rural B&B in Northumberland where he's astonished to taste the most delicious almond croissant he's ever tasted and simply must meet the chef. Featuring falling in love, snowy hikes, seeing the stars, chestnuts roasting on an open fire, unconventional families, letters to Father Christmas, wishes coming true, finding authenticity, getting to the heart of things, and lots and lots of food.
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27 Sep 2025
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Sirius gives a little wave, checking his phone for the name of his next client.
"Remus?" he asks as the man approaches him.
"Yeah," Remus confirms with a nod. "Padfoot, right?"
"Just Sirius is fine," he replies with a smile. Sirius takes a moment to look over the man; he's a tall and gangly type, with shaggy brown hair that's greying at the temples and hazel, nearly yellow eyes. He's also wearing a sweater that swallows up his entire frame. Small scars litter his face, and there are a couple of larger ones peeking out of his neckline.
"Alright." Remus smiles, almost shy. Nervous, Sirius realises. "You do the, er…" He looks around furtively. "The special cover ups?"
"The magical ones, you mean?" Sirius asks, and Remus nods. "Yes. Is this your first time getting a magical tattoo?"
"I've only ever gotten one before," Remus says with a grimace, pulling up his sleeve and showing Sirius the back of his wrist. "And it's the one I want to get rid off."
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26 Sep 2025
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Remus Lupin knows better than to touch Sirius Black—but watching? That’s harder to resist.
Ten years. One silk-robed neighbour. More windows than sense.
After his divorce and belated coming out, Remus collects firsts, lasts, and everything messy in-between. Friends joke that his love life spins like the revolving doors at the Ritz, but one desire stays constant: Sirius—his tattooed neighbour who refuses most clothing, lives in silk robes, and somehow keeps getting finer (and more risqué) with time.
And for over a decade, their flirtation has smouldered—sometimes scorching other relationships in its wake—while Remus holds himself back. After all, he was the one who first shut the metaphorical door in Sirius’s face. For ten years, he’s believed all that's left are stolen, shame-filled, yearning glances of Sirius, taken in through windows and from a distance. But Sirius knows most doors don’t stay closed—and exactly how to coax one, make it beg to open.
This is the story of Remus’s forty-third birthday. Of the years after a marriage ends and a life begins in the middle of things: of queer joy growing like blue irises, of fatherhood, of desire, and of learning to forgive oneself for old punishments.
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01 Sep 2025
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Regulus Black, Sirius’ precious little brother, is doe-eyed, painfully pretty, and untouched—until James gets his hands on him. It starts as something secret and forbidden. After all, Sirius would kill James if he ever found out. But James isn’t the only one chasing forbidden things—Remus is watching, waiting, and more than willing to share.
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21 Aug 2025
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Stranded Under a Southern Sky by SiriusBlacksTwinkBrother
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jun 2025
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“Hey!” he squawks, squirming as he rubs the sore spot on his arse where Remus just spanked him.
Remus only chuckles. “You’re in the country now, sugar. That’s called chivalry ‘round here.”
Or: Stranded in a nowhere town, city-boy Regulus Black stumbles into a dust-worn country bar. Behind the counter stands a man twice his age—tall, roped tight with muscle, denim clinging to thick thighs, cowboy boots planted firm, and a heavy belt buckle catching the light. He might not be a gentleman, but he’s sure as hell a cowboy.
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21 Aug 2025
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Where Stars Collide, the Moon Watches by SiriusBlacksTwinkBrother
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 May 2025
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Sirius Black really loves his boyfriend’s cock: thick, flushed, and crowned with a knot that swells when Remus gets excited. When his curious little brother Regulus finds out just what Remus is packing, he decides it’s only fair he gets a turn. Sirius has always been a generous big brother, of course he’s more than willing to share.
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20 Aug 2025
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How to Tame a Pillow Princess by SiriusBlacksTwinkBrother
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Apr 2025
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It starts with a wrestling match, just a bit of roughhousing on the drawing room floor. Regulus ends up flat on his back, panting, pinned with a knee between his legs and far too aware of how easily they’ve overpowered him. Now James and Remus are curious, and Regulus is about to learn what it means to be manhandled, tamed, and dumbed down into something pretty and pliant.
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20 Aug 2025
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Play Pretend (Until You Can’t Anymore) by SiriusBlacksTwinkBrother
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Mar 2025
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Sirius pretends he’s tough. He pretends that he doesn’t miss being wrecked and used the way he craves. It’s almost convincing, if not for those fluttering lashes and pretty little whimpers that give him away. Remus finds it adorable. And he’s more than happy to remind Sirius of the truth—with his hands, his mouth, and his cock buried deep inside him.
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20 Aug 2025
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(Can be read as a stand-alone)
“Pads, my love, would you do us a birthday favour?”
“He will never,” Evan muses.
“But you’re dying to, aren’t you, love?” Sirius knows that look. There’s Remus when he’s loving and there’s Remus when he’s starving. “I dare you to kiss Barty before I take the matter into my own hands.”
“No. Like I said, he won’t.”
“You’re wrong, babe,” Barty huffs, a grin growing flirtatious at Sirius. “I think he will.”Three years after James and Regulus reunited, Sirius’ birthday has become a tradition at Barty’s. Getting Thirty is something… And Remus has quite the willing idea to share his birthday boy. Maybe Evan, aka the Schemer, and Barty, the Meanie, helped. Sneaked the thought in for a while and teased just enough for Remus to nurse it, to see the vision of what it could be. Who knows, really.
But between flirting and fighting, Barty and Sirius have always been playing with the line, even so unintentionally. What if they’re all on the same page? What if Remus and Evan finally give them a little push?
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- Part 2 of Coming Home & Coming Home Side Stories
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19 Aug 2025
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Sirius and Remus have an agreement whenever one of them loses a bet. There’s only three rules – no touching, no tasting, no coming.
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17 Aug 2025
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The unbearable summer heat leads the Marauders to crash in Remus' air-conditioned basement flat. Peter is sleeping in the guest room, James is on the sofa, and Sirius is sleeping with Remus in his bed. Behind closed doors in the intimate setting of Remus' bedroom, playful touches between Remus and Sirius always lead to shagging. However, they're abruptly interrupted by James crawling into bed with them. The pair continue to fool around while James is completely unaware of what's happening under the covers, that is, until he connects the dots.
"You alright, Pads?" James questions; he can only make out a vague shape of his best friend in the dark room, especially without his glasses on. "You're awfully quiet," he comments, squinting into the darkness.
"Yeah," Sirius sighs, sounding somewhere between a sigh and a moan. He does his best to cover the sound with his hand.Or: Remus and Sirius have an unspoken agreement to shag at any given chance. James interrupts to crawl into bed with them. They continue to fool around while trying their best to keep quiet despite their newest bed companion. However, things heat up, and James seems keen on assisting with their romp in the sheets.
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17 Aug 2025
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Regulus is drunk when he texts Sirius a video of him naked saying how he wants him. The following day he shows up at Sirius and Remus' house trying to fix his mistake now that he was sober and realized his mistake. What he doesn't realize is how everyone around him doesn't want him to fix it.
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17 Aug 2025
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Sirius couldn’t stop thinking about it. Gideon’s voice echoed in the back of his head for days. ‘The man can fuck, right?’ He couldn’t breathe sometimes, he was so obsessed with the idea.
“What do you think he meant, James?” he asked for the millionth time, slamming his hand on the sofa and gazing emphatically at the other man, hoping this time James would have all the answers.
“I think, mate, he meant that Moony can fuck,” the taller man replied sarcastically, rolling his eyes and smirking at Sirius. “Is that not what you wanted to hear?”
“No–it’s just–I just–” he sighed, flinging himself back against the lumpy, threadbare cushions and sighing. Then, he allowed his thoughts to spill forth. “Do you think he leaves marks? Like do’you think he fucks so hard he leaves bruises the next day? Do you–how big do you think his cock is?”
There was a choking noise, and Sirius looked up to see James, red-faced and hacking, gasping for air.
“What?” he asked, nonplussed.
“Sirius,” James said admonishingly, heaving air into his lungs. “Fuck, mate. Warn me before you start talking about Moony like that.”
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- Part 3 of Wolfstar Bingo 2025
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17 Aug 2025