12 Works by UselessCommon
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The reign of the Most Divinely Appointed Eternal Dragon-Queen Alegerina, Sovereign of Delnir, Phasfat, Mirililox and other Lands and Territories, Archduchess of Jibil, Conqueror of Tilat and Miladonia, Warmistress, Archmage, Mistress of Rituals, Defender of the People, long may she reign. And of her husband Gregory.
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- English
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- 1,184
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 14
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Selected poems by UselessCommon.
Most of them follow the traditional rhyme and rhythm structure. Some do not, though there isn't much full-on free verse.
Some of them are more songs than poems, but I am no musician, and have not written the melodies to accompany the lyrics. -
The Ballad of Asa and Hane by UselessCommon
Fandoms: Original Work, Japanese Archipelago Folk Religion & Lore, 鶴女房 | The Crane Wife (Japan Folk Tale)
05 Dec 2025
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A narrative poem retelling a classic and ubiquitous folk story about doomed romance - now with slightly less doom.
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An idea is a most resilient and contagious kind of parasite.
One should, perhaps, be concerned about cross-contamination when performing experimental surgery.- Language:
- English
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Life after the time loop.
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Human Victories (Pt. 2) by UselessCommon
Fandoms: Umineko no Naku Koro ni | When the Seagulls Cry
22 Mar 2023
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The game of the Golden Witch has millions of possible endings.
Some of them are less likely than others.Series
- Part 2 of Human Victories
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A cruel witch seeking the most twisted of tragedies.
A time-traveling girl broken by a terrible recurring fate.
A neutral embodiment of realism and analysis.She's all of those things, you know.
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Human Victories (Pt. 1 of potentially many) by UselessCommon
Fandoms: Umineko no Naku Koro ni | When the Seagulls Cry
10 Mar 2023
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Jessica and George take initiative and decide to take matters in their own hands and feet.
Basically, the nonfantasy depiction of Jessica and George's route from Golden Fantasia, with maybe a few omissions and a few additions.
George is written as simultaneously heroic and disgusting.
This is the most cursed thing I have ever written.
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- Part 1 of Human Victories
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The Golden Land of the Endless Sorcerer by UselessCommon
Fandoms: Umineko no Naku Koro ni | When the Seagulls Cry
04 Mar 2023
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A look at the gears within the Heaven's mechanism.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,620
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 23
- Hits:
- 185
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Sharing the Gold by UselessCommon
Fandoms: Umineko no Naku Koro ni | When the Seagulls Cry
17 Feb 2023
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The Witch of Miracles doesn't believe in miracles of coincidence, providence or faith. From the point of view of most people, this means a paradoxical denial of miracles. But to those who find courage to stop relying on those, she may grant the power to force a miracle onto reality - a miracle of trial, cunning, and truth.
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It would be grossly irresponsible without a valid reason, such as self-maintenance, work of crucial necessity, reproduction, or a need for medical care. I know, these last two centuries weren't easy, but if we value each other, we must continue holding on.
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The Annual Conference of... by UselessCommon
Fandoms: Umineko no Naku Koro ni | When the Seagulls Cry
12 Nov 2020
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"What's your favorite Umineko character?"
"Beatrice!"
"...which one?"
"Yes!"
- AlfredHoneyBuns of r/umineko