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Oh no I've said too much, I haven't said enough by lc2l
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Apr 2026
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Ilya sits down carefully and takes Shane’s hand. “I am going to ask you something, and I want you to try not to freak out, okay? Take a breath, think about it.”
That sounds… serious.
“The Centaurs are having a barbeque,” Ilya says. “I would like to go, and I would like you to come with me.”Shane meets the Centaurs. As Ilya's close personal friend slash charity partner from Canada.
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30 Apr 2026
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This fic made me so freaking happy it's insane🩷 v sweet treat
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all the things he did by blankjournals
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Dec 2025
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4 times Shane was strict with Ilya and the 1 time he wasn't ft Ilya having an emotional crisis over it.
OR: inspired by the tweet: ilya actually love having a strict boyfriend. like no his bitch do not let him have friends NO he not allowed to be out past 11 and NO U CANNOT SIT HERE!!!
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02 Apr 2026
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This is one of the best pieces of fanfiction I have ever read I needed an autistic Shane fic like my life depended on it and the author delivered left no crumbs served the a whole platter AND some more on top just for fun. Sigh thank u
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“Okay,” Ilya says, marching into the locker room and clapping his hands together. “Let’s get it out of the way. I am not father of Texan stripper baby, I did not fuck crazy Texan stripper, Shane is not breaking up with me, blah blah blah.”
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- Part 1 of fun times at the leopard club
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26 Mar 2026
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This was such a fun read I loved ittt
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The Emperor's Portrait by catbrainedschemes
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Jul 2020
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Wei WuXian looks up to see a beautiful man in flowing white robes, his hair half down and cascading over his shoulders. He dearly wishes to paint this man.
He stares for perhaps too long. The man's expression shifts minutely, and Wei WuXian senses danger. He is definitely not supposed to be here.
“Ah, Gege!” He calls, panicking, trying to squirm out of the man's grasp to no avail. He's going to revisit this casual display of strength later tonight, in his bed, and maybe fantasize about being thrown around a little. For now, he needs to get out of here in one piece.
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Wei WuXian has a bone to pick with the Emperor, and somehow ends up his portrait painter instead.
Oh, and he sells erotic art on the side.
It turns out as well as anyone can expect.
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07 Feb 2026
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A Blade By Your Side by athena_crikey
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
01 Aug 2024
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In the end, it had been the Yiling Patriarch’s stratagems and his fierce fighting which had turned the tide of the war. He had killed both Wen Ruohan’s sons, and floored the traitor so that Meng Yao could strike the final blow. His status as the strongest warrior on the field had been undeniable.
Thus, the offer extended to him by the Lan court. Take his place as the Emperor’s consort, the only one permitted to lay hands upon the Emperor, the only one to share his bed with him while he sleeps, unaware and vulnerable. His last, best line of defense.
Or: Forced by his court to accept a consort, Lan Wangji is certain he has seen enough of the so-called Yiling Patriarch to know what he's getting: an uncouth ruffian. Slowly, he begins to realise that even an emperor's assumptions can be misplaced.