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have you ever tried this one? by karacantwrite
Fandom Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
01 Aug 2025
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College AU.
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22 Mar 2026
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Not that she had applied for a transfer purely to increase her chances of getting laid, but her time at private university had been pretty stifling in more than a couple of ways. Between not being able to study what she wanted (fashion design and marketing) and her old roommate (homophobic), Mira had found her best option was to piss off her parents (nothing new) and enroll elsewhere for her second year.
In any case, she had just spent all night at the orientation mixer hitting on a girl who turned out to be straight, and now she’s in bed, alone, still a little buzzed from the free beer, convinced that everyone on campus is getting laid tonight except for her.
So. Laptop out, headphones on out of habit, Mira tipsily browses for some porn.
pathetic lonely lovergirl Mira spends several months watching two faceless strangers on the internet having soft, giggly, intimate sex and becomes utterly smitten. what might happen if she coincidentally became friends with them irl? (threesomes. threesomes is what happens) aka the zoerumi camgirl au
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20 Feb 2026
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“It's hard to forget when the hot woman who's inside you with a strap tells you she wants to stretch you out with something thick.” Zoey's mouth curled into a predatory grin, and with slow movements, so Rumi could stop her if she wanted to, she crawled over her until Rumi was pressed into the side of the couch. Hovering over her stretched out body, Zoey enjoyed taking in the little changes in Rumi - how she relaxed, the faint blush dusting her cheeks, and her gaze turning hungry for something other than takeout. “So, Doctor Ryu, where's that attitude and when are we gonna start?”
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Rumi is a gynecologist and Zoey has a silly idea.
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10 Feb 2026
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Rumi froze.
She tapped the video, replaying. And there, she could see it. Mira’s arm— low, angled toward her seat, vanishing out of frame. Doing a mental check, it was exactly where Rumi remembered: resting tentatively against the edge of her seat, fingertips brushing close enough that she’d felt a phantom warmth on her thigh the whole ride.
The replies underneath were brutal:
@wolfcub123: don’t play with me, is she holding your THIGH???
@cryingmirror: rumiiiiii blink twice if you’re in a relationship with the hottest woman on earth
@iloveturtles: oh we KNEW Mira was smooth but THIS?? 💀
@shiphuntrix: that’s not your bestie, that’s your GIRL.
—Or, Rumi posts what she thought was an innocent reel and the internet goes feral.
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23 Dec 2025
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Wear Me Like a Secret by VelvetRagdoll
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
14 Sep 2025
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Caitlyn wished she knew how red her face was, and if it was noticeable. It seemed, at the very least, Vi remained oblivious.
“I’m gonna get changed then,” Vi said, slinging the blouse over one shoulder and sliding into it fully, before beginning to do up the buttons. “Oh, you know,” she paused. “I just realized something.”
“What?”
“CK is also your initials,” Vi grinned. “This whole time, I’ve been wearing you.”
Caitlyn’s heart sprang into a gallop again. She didn’t even reply—what could she possibly say to something like that?
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Up-and-coming fashion photographer Caitlyn lands the opportunity of a lifetime when she’s hired to shoot an illustrious Calvin Klein underwear campaign—only to find herself unexpectedly captivated by her subject, a gorgeous model named Vi.
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21 Sep 2025