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Under the unbearable pressure of his first heat, Kisuke decides to go where his instincts call him. Who knew that there was such a beautiful hollow there?
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People are destined to meet death only once, at the end of their journey on this earth.
Has it ever been seen that a man, having met death, returned back alive?
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Kisuke got lost in the delirium of his mind, experiencing not the most pleasant moments of his youth. It's good that there is someone to protect him
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The sun can be so different. For friends, it is affectionate, gentle and accommodating, allowing you to touch the crown, caress fluffy hair and kiss soft lips. For enemies, it's deadly, scalding hot and unbridled angry.
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He'll do anything for his princess.
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The Days Were Made For Running (And The Nights Were Made For Love) by Eastmava
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
11 May 2019
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'Surely if ever there was a time to tell Gimli it was then, flush with an impossible victory.
Except he had said nothing, for there was ever more to do and never time, never time to pull Gimli aside and taste the mouth hidden beneath the fall of his moustache, to fit his slim, Eleven hands into ones coarse with callouses from the handle of an axe, to tell Gimli that every song Legolas sang, every smile and laugh and every step forward he had taken since their path darkened was bolstered only by Gimli at his side, to speak to him of Elvish courting rituals and run his fingers through Gimli’s russet hair and ask if he would allow Legolas to twist an Elvish braid in it, something to mark to all the world, even if only his Elven eyes would understand, that Gimli was tied to him.
To ask Gimli to teach him all the impossible ways their bodies might fit together.'
The night before the Battle of the Black Gate, and several days after.
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27 Dec 2025
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if we make it or we don't, we won't be alone by sumimyan
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
27 Dec 2024
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Satoru tries, but he knows he doesn't have what it takes. His words won't convince him. He can't force Suguru too far, because he's afraid of being hated by the only thing he loves. He's strong, the Strongest, maybe (alone, something in his mind whispers) but he's entirely too weak to save Suguru.
It all feels worthless. He exorcises and he trains and he resets his own body every second he is awake, but it's all pointless because he comes back to the dorms and Suguru is there, rotting.
Even if he knows what is happening, Satoru cannot fix it. It snaps into place one day when he finds Suguru puking nothing but stomach acid alone in the bathroom at 3 in the morning, tears running down his pale and sweaty face. Satoru sits with him in the tiny stall, basically on his lap, and lets Suguru rest his sticky face in the crook of his neck while he runs his hands over his hair.
Sorry, he tries to convey with his hands, all while his sleep-deprived mind thinks a thousand thoughts all at once. This cannot continue, is the conclusion it comes to.
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14 Nov 2025
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The Waves are Rising and Rising by Eleanor_Fenyx, little-smartass (Linxcat)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
11 Mar 2024
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“My doctor thinks dual cultivation would help. Sexual dual cultivation.” Nie Mingjue puffs out his now reddened cheeks, “Specifically as the party being penetrated. It — it helps for the energy exchange to be closer to the golden core, apparently.” He clears his throat. “More efficient that way. Theoretically it would have better and faster results than Song of Cleansing.”
Jin Guangyao’s ears are ringing. He’s distantly aware that his mouth is hanging open. He stares at Nie Mingjue, trying to process if he really just said what he thought he said. Slowly, he turns his head to look at Lan Xichen who — yes, Nie Mingjue definitely just said that, because Lan Xichen’s ears are bright red and he’s blinking rapidly, his own jaw dropped.
Nie Mingjue is asking to be fucked in the ass. For medical reasons.
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Three virgins with communication issues attempt to do sex magic. It goes about as well as you might expect.
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- Part 1 of The Waves are Rising and Rising
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09 Nov 2025
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guard down by illicitly
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
18 Nov 2023
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“I feel like I’ve told you this before,” Satoru sighs eventually, still refusing to meet Suguru’s eyes. “I don’t— trust other people to touch me.”
Suguru lifts an eyebrow. “You don’t trust me?”
(or: Suguru just wants to touch Satoru without the barrier. Despite not allowing himself to be touched in years, Satoru lets him.)
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- Part 1 of blue aurora
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12 Sep 2025
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Where the fishes go by dnicobride
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
10 Jul 2025
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Someone help Suguru: he just wanted to buy a therapy fish, but instead, he unwillingly adopted a whole creature named Satoru Gojo.
“There’s one rule before buying any pet in my store.”
“What rule?” Suguru asks.
“The pet must want to go with you.”Bookmarked by Uzdef_ump
09 Sep 2025