5 Works by Valvexi

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    For Sora, life is a series of dull moments and predictable routines. It's boring, sure, but it's safe. She convinced herself she was fine with the solitude, but sometimes she wishes something interesting would happen, like a stray cat following her home. This was by no means an invitation for life to play a cruel joke and drop Gojo Satoru into her lap. He didn't just casually walk into her candy shop; he crashed into her life with a cocky grin and a personality too big for a Tuesday afternoon.

    Gojo Satoru is used to getting everything he wants. He's the life of every party, the strongest sorcerer alive, and clearly the best thing to happen to the world in the past two decades. It turns out, his greatest opponent isn't a curse; it's a prickly girl in an apron who treats him like an annoying fly rather than a gift from the gods. He's decided that her annoyance is affection in disguise, and he's happy to play the pest until she admits to liking his chaos.

    As days passed and insults began to taste like endearment, the shadows following him started to close in. They know something about Sora that she hasn't yet seen in herself, and they plan on weaponizing it to bring "The Strongest" to his knees.

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    70,622
    Chapters:
    21/?
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    Kudos:
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    Throughout heaven and earth, he alone is the fluffy one.

    Gojo Satoru has always been a pest, but as a cat, he's a literal terror. He has always had too much to say, and Utahime has always had too little patience. When a curse replaces Gojo's voice with a set of whiskers and soft white paws, Yaga assigns Utahime the task of protecting the Persian menace. Gojo's decided that the best way to spend his nine lives is by ruining Utahime's, one broken dish at a time.

    Between demanding premium tuna and naps in her lap, who knew it would take a language barrier for them to learn to communicate? A few purrs and head scratches later, and she'll be head over heels for her new fluffy friend. Hopefully, he's still as good a listener once the curse wears off.

    (All of the dishes were harmed in the making of this fic)

    Language:
    English
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    5,111
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    36
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    123
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    After a conversation with Suguru, Satoru's conscience gets the best of him. He decides that it's probably best to apologize to Utahime for what he said, but he does it in the best way he knows how.

    The third entry in a series of one-shots revolving around Geto Suguru and Gojo Satoru in high school.

    Prompts: "A Long Walk" and "Stargazing" from Fluffuary2026 and "Stuck in a Spring Shower" from TropeVarietyHour: March 2026 Edition

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    English
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    2,343
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    27
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    495
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    Geto Suguru decides to challenge Gojo Satoru to a friendly competition involving an old, popular children's game, knowing that it will be particularly challenging for young Satoru. When Satoru thinks the outcome is unfair due to the involvement of Ieiri Shoko, he decides to stoop to a new level of pettiness.

    The second entry in a series of one-shots revolving around Geto Suguru and Gojo Satoru in high school.

    Prompt: "Friendly Competition" from Fluffuary2026

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,514
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    291
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    Both Utahime and Suguru have their hands full with young Satoru. He's a remarkable pain. It's a mystery whether he knows he's annoying, or if he thinks he and Utahime always partake in "friendly" banter. At this rate, it's safe to assume he may be well aware of what he's doing.

    The first entry in a series of one-shots revolving around Geto Suguru and Gojo Satoru in high school.

    Prompt: Dialogue-centric "Silly Banter" from Fluffuary2026

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    670
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    32
    Hits:
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