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(grown into a tall child) and i don't wanna go home by madeof_ink
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Dec 2025
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Alastor talked slowly, as if talking to a frightened dog. “Are you alright, my good man? Perhaps your screen needs a touch up, again.”
What he wasn't understanding was why Vox was looking at him with such wide, horrified eyes.
After Vox’s failed uprising, heaven punishes him accordingly by stripping him of his powers. For months, he’s at the mercy of an angry Velvette, and a furious Valentino.
He's gifted a do-over, starting on the worst night of his life; Past Alastor is none the wiser.
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05 Dec 2025
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A series of short, daily conversations between a radio host and his avid listener, as the two learn more about each other’s lives over the air.
Set in the late 90s/early 2000s.[HUMAN AU] [There's art included for the human designs]
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10 Sep 2025
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[Sequel to Rubbuh Hubbuh Bubble Bath]
Life goes on, as it tends to do. As the relationship between Lucifer and Alastor grows, everyone else's understanding of said relationship gets... worse?
In which everyone is convinced Alastor wants to kill Lucifer and eat him.
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Five Times someone misinterprets what's going on between Alastor and Lucifer, and one time Charlie figures it out.
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- Part 2 of An Orchard Of (Radio)Apples
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17 Nov 2025
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“You smug prick,” Lucifer pointed a finger at Alastor, reaching the lower part of his chest. Anger boiled in his blood just from having to look up at the bastard. “Who do you think you are ?!”
“Why, the Radio Demon of course !” Alastor remained with that plastered smile. However, there was a twinge of rage behind his eyes, as if trying to spontaneously combust the man in front of him. He plucked the finger on his chest off of himself, “Must I repeat myself again ?”
Lucifer grumbled in frustration, fists clenched, “You're lucky my daughter likes you.”
An audible record scratch emanated from Alastor's being, a slight green glow bubbling around him. “And you're lucky you're her father.”
Or ; The old men are queer platonic and you WILL like it.
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05 Feb 2024
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he will guide you into all the truth by fallingakiangels
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
07 Feb 2024
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She looks nervous but delighted all the same, and she introduces her girlfriend, Vaggie, to him.
That is when the scent of the angel hits him. Sweet but cloying, almost playing with his sense of smell like it will make him bleed. The aroma is enticing, despite the fact that it has long since faded to the background of the very distinct smells of Hell. It makes his wings want to break free, to get out from there, because the only time Hell smells like angels have descended upon them is during the Exterminations.
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Lucifer is not stupid. He can sense an angel, even if they try to hide it underneath the pungent odor of Hell.
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09 Feb 2024