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must be like the genesis of rhythm by softinyourpalm
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
28 Dec 2023
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”It is almost time for the stage show, sir”, the vampire explains, in a voice that clearly states he does not want a fight, but with his hand still solid around Guillermo’s bicep. ”Your familiar gets to have a fun time with all of the other familiars, and then you can even join him on stage if you like, when they call for volunteers.”
”No”, Nandor tells the vampire, in a much more neutral tone than his earlier outburst. ”I do not wish for my familiar to be a part of the stage show tonight. He is needed here, to service me.”
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Nandor and Guillermo are called upon to investigate the goings-on at a new vampire club where familiars seem to be the main attraction. They find out some things about themselves in the process.
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Nadja cuts in, throwing her hands up in frustration. “My idiot husband apparently needs a tutorial to eat me out. We tried to have Nandor demonstrate on me, but he is simply too good, and I did not want him to stop to let Laszlo have a go. So, Nandor needs to do it on someone else, and Laszlo will watch and copy his moves on me.”
“Um”, Guillermo says eloquently, his face heating up. “I don’t think –”
“Just do it, Gizmo, so we can get this over with”, barks Laszlo, whose pride has clearly taken a substantial hit.
”What Laszlo means to say”, Nandor says, sending a disapproving look to the younger vampire, ”is that he has requested my services in guiding him through the noble art of cunnilingus, and that he – we – would very much appreciate your assistance in the matter.”
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true love's jizz by softinyourpalm for driedinkblots
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
11 Jan 2025
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Nandor’s throat felt very thick, almost constricted. He attempted to clear it, but only succeeded in making a pathetic, strangled noise. His mind was reeling. What would Guillermo think, if- when he woke up? Would he be angry? Would he feel violated? Would Nandor even be physically able to perform under these conditions?
What if it did not work?
He closed his eyes for a few seconds. All of these concerns would have to wait. Guillermo could not.
He nodded. “I will do it”, he said quietly.
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turn the lights low (but we both know where we are) by softinyourpalm for starpawed
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
07 Jun 2025
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His heart was pounding in his ears, his knees jelly, his white-knuckled fingers on the shelf the only thing holding him upright. What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck. The supernatural force inside him was utterly unaffected by his panic, by the way he squeezed his thighs shut and bent nearly in half in his futile attempts to stop it. He clenched down hard, using all the force of his pelvic muscles to try to expel whatever it was, but this seemed to have the opposite effect: the pistoning of the invading object - the cock, his reeling mind supplied - sped up in response, forcing a shaky moan out through Guillermo’s gritted teeth as a near-painful arousal began to build between his legs.
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25 Apr 2026
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Another fandom has hit the magical fleshlight tower and I am happy to see it.
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there's a ghost in my body (and he is a lyricist) by cookinguptales for Phasmama
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
16 May 2023
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Nandor isn't sure what he likes more about fucking Guillermo in front of mirrors, Guillermo's reflection or the absence of his own.
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25 Apr 2026
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Love when my porn fic also whacks me over the head with a comically oversized angst hammer, genuinely need yall to read everything this author has posted for wwdits