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When Andrea told him that his newest assigned mission was a security detail, Charles was ready to throw knives at someone.
Unfortunately, or fortunately, depending on who you ask, Andrea had taken them all away before any knife action happened.
It was probably for the best, in the long run, because when he found out who he was assigned to, he most likely would've used them to stab himself.
or, Charles Leclerc lives the double life of an agent and an F1 driver, and he usually adores his job. His latest mission, however? Protect Max Verstappen, who seems to not realise that there are bids higher than the, frankly ridiculous, high salary Red Bull pays him, to get him killed. Goodness fuck, Charles is not paid enough for this shit.
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“My name is Max, and I'm an omega in my mid-twenties. If you want to know more about me, please check out my page and the Q and A video I posted in March. But since a lot of people are asking, I'm just gonna answer briefly. I have a health condition that enhances my pheromones and makes me practically immune to every existing suppressant. So it is dangerous for me to leave my house. I started streaming because I was lonely, and I like compliments. Right now, I'm paying some doctors to create medication exclusively for me so I can go out and see the world. What else? Hm, oh, and I try to stream almost every day, so be sure to subscribe.”
Max, finally with a name, flashed a toothy smile at the camera.“Anything else, please check out the Q and A video. Oh, and if you are underage, please get out of here.”
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本文沿用了SNL第44季的全爹种大赛部分设定，那么是时候说出那句经典的开场白——
“Any man can be a father, but it takes a hot, middle-aged guy with a big job to be a daddy.”
一如既往的，4433+1233+8733+333+1633大乱炖，不过这次不止一章，我将努力更新。
Enjoy！
*更新至冠军颁奖典礼
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- Part 2 of 温顺甜品的OF主播宇宙
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Max announces he's an Omega, and half the grid loses their collective minds over it. Chaos ensues. But while everyone's increasingly weird behavior seems harmless enough at first, there's trouble brewing. And Max has an important decision to make.
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pack /păk/
noun
1. A group of people that form a relational bond with each other, with a hierarchy respecting a pack omega and a pack alpha. In order for it to be a recognized, legal pack, all dynamics must be represented.
Example sentence: “She’s my pack, of course she is coming.”
2. A synonym for home, a place to stay that is comfortable, meaning safety and familiarity.
Example sentence: “I’m staying at my pack tonight, sorry.”
3. A collection of items tied up or wrapped; a bundle.
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what makes a home? is it the structure, the foundation, the blueprints? is it the people?
Max presents as an omega in 2016. Sometimes, it takes a decade to find a home. Sometimes, the home finds you first.
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5 times Charles got a shovel talk and 1 time he didn't need one