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  1. Public Bookmark 1

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    Janus disguises himself as one of Patton's stuffed animals so that he can get a goodnight kiss too

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    “So you’re unloved,” it seemed to whisper. “That’s too bad. Snakes deserve love, too.”

    Janus glowered.

    He wasn’t sure if he was more irritated with the plushy or with the fact that he was definitely hallucinating right now.

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    27 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    "I admit that I did use that time irresponsibly, but other than my own sleeping pattern, I have been taking care of myself otherwise."

    "Really? Because your beard is saying somethin' else." Virgil commented, scratching his own scruff with a head tilt, eyes solidly locked onto Logan's beard.

    "Of course... I hadn't thought to charge my trimmer the last time I used it, it's probably out of battery now." Logan mused, running a hand across his facial hair.

    "Definitely on top of everything, just as you said." Virgil teased, enjoying the shameful blush that spread over Logan's scruffy cheeks, a rare sight. "Come on, mine's charged, you can use it if you don't want to wait."

     

    Or: A beard shaving fic where the combination of shaky hands and close contact are the perfect equation for some gettin' together scenarios.

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    28 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    Virgil and Logan are both dealing with feelings they can't quite understand or explain. They just know they really enjoy spending time together, and don't ever wish for that to end. But in the back of their minds there is a... desire for more.

    This is a puzzle they need to work together in order to solve. But strangely, the puzzles don't seem to end... where is it all leading up to? What is the end goal? The reward? What is this all for? They certainly have their work cut out for them...

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    22 Jan 2026

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    Virgil is a mute writer. Logan is a science professor at a university. These two dorks have to deal with switching bodies with each other because they’re soulmates. Too bad they switch in the middle of a lecture. Virgil doesn’t know how to explain to Logan’s class that he’s not their teacher since he doesn’t know how to talk.

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    03 Mar 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    Virgil disappears into himself after being overwhelmed by the emotional truths he’s facing. To cope, he switches to a puppet form, finding comfort in its simplicity. Logan quickly notices Virgil’s absence and finds him in the dim room, where Virgil, in puppet form, remains unresponsive. Logan, understanding Virgil’s emotional distress, approaches with gentle logic and reassurance, offering his support in his own way. Slowly, Virgil returns to his true form, feeling less alone and beginning to process his emotions. Logan’s calm presence helps Virgil feel understood, and they share a quiet, comforting moment together. Virgil learns that avoidance doesn’t solve his feelings, and Logan helps him realize that emotions are a natural part of existence. Their shared silence and connection bring Virgil a sense of peace and grounding.

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    27 Feb 2025