Wasuremono
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Facehuggers, Freakouts, and Ferrets: A Hypothesis by Wasuremono for SailorSpellcheck
Fandoms: Mystery Flesh Pit National Park - Trevor Roberts
24 Dec 2025
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A new hypothesis concerning a possible means of reproduction for the Amorphous Shame, Mustela subterrana, based on a viral video. (Or: the kind of biology papers venteriozoologists write after the 2007 disaster shuts down academic field research.)
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Ruins and Roads by Wasuremono for Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
Fandoms: a wizard - Towerwizard
22 Dec 2025
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Five stages in the life of a wizard, as witnessed by their ex-paladin friend during the circuitous course of their life. (Mostly backstory; some worldbuilding; a little fantasy violence.)
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A Question of Distance by Wasuremono for crystalrainwing
Fandoms: 17776: What Football Will Look Like in the Future - Jon Bois
17 Dec 2025
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In a future where humans are immortal and space travel is a pointless dead end, one explorer returns from a very long journey, to an old friend who doesn't quite welcome her back. (Worldbuilding)
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Three Days of Uncertainty by Wasuremono for joy_shines
Fandoms: The Waste Land - T. S. Eliot
16 Dec 2025
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Tiresias has his fortune read, meets a (very) old friend for dinner, and ponders the patterns of past and future.
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Sexy Times with Magnewahkul [Schlocktober 2025] by Wasuremono
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XIV
31 Oct 2025
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A collection of fills for Schlocktober 2025 focused on Grynewaht, Magnai, and Daidukul from my Gods Laugh at People Like Us AU fic. In other words, sex farce about big idiots in stupid situations. May not all be explicitly sexual, sexy, funny, or in continuity.
The full descriptions of all fills posted will be in Chapter 1, because I ran out of summary space. The short list:
Day 7: Shallow Throating (explicit-ish)
Day 8: Masturbation Pollen (explicit)
Day 12: Haggled Use
Day 13: Antibreeding Kink
Day 18: Genital Swap (Not Full Body) (explicit-ish)
Day 19: Spatchcocking / Wound Fucking (body horror)
Day 22: Autocannibalism
Day 29: Cloning Gone Wrong (more body horror, OC-centric, actual plot)Series
- Part 2 of Gods Laugh at People Like Us AU
Recent series
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An FFXIV canon divergence AU where the Imperial attack on the Azim Steppe ends very abruptly when Grynewaht turns out to be Magnai's Nhaama, which solves a few problems (mostly for the Doman Liberation Front) and creates more (for most other people). Magnai has to figure out what to do with a Nhaama now that he has one; Grynewaht has to remember how to be a human being; Daidukul has a whole lot of feelings and turns them into schemes. Also there are probably geopolitical ramifications? Basically, two really stupid guys are in love and it's everyone else's problem now.
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Recent bookmarks
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the city, in color by TheBigCat for tigrrmilk
Fandoms: Le città invisibili | Invisible Cities - Italo Calvino
24 Dec 2025
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Summer of 1935, Mexico City. Amelia Earhart has no stories left to tell.
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- English
- Words:
- 5,570
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 10
- Kudos:
- 25
- Bookmarks:
- 8
- Hits:
- 173
Bookmarked by Wasuremono
25 Dec 2025
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Absolutely beautiful.
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What Rock Collecting Will Look Like in the Future by Phlyarologist for Wasuremono
Fandoms: 17776: What Football Will Look Like in the Future - Jon Bois
17 Dec 2025
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Bauxite's pretty hot lately.
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- English
- Words:
- 1,208
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 12
- Kudos:
- 45
- Bookmarks:
- 7
- Hits:
- 194
Bookmarked by Wasuremono
24 Dec 2025
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Brilliant and delightful, a great look at the 17776 universe.
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Tasting The World's OLDEST Elvish Military Ration! NOT CLICKBAIT! by angrymermaids
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
31 Mar 2019
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Braddoc Meryhill, an intrepid hobbit, samples a six-thousand-year-old MRE.
Bookmarked by Wasuremono
12 Nov 2025
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I decided to ship these two as a joke and now I guess I'm writing a fic about them.
What if Chlodebaimt had survived the destruction of the Steel Vigil?
What if someone showed kindness to Foulques?
What if we were doomed by the narrative but kissed each other instead?
Bookmarked by Wasuremono
08 Aug 2025
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The snog: half snail, half hog.
Series
- Part 173 of Sarri's Exchange Works