8 Works by Weeb4lyfe_help
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Harry Potter and the Journey that is Teen Pregnancy by Weeb4lyfe_help
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Aug 2025
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“Well, Mr. Potter, it’s not every day I have to say this but,” She swallows, “It seems that you are pregnant.” Harry blanks.
“...Pregnant?”
“Yes, Mr. Potter.”
“But… I’m a boy?”
“Indeed Mr. Potter.”
“Are… are you sure?”
“Very sure. I did three different diagnostic charms and we used the muggle method. All tests came out positive.”
“Shit” Harry hisses in parseltongue. While she doesn’t know what he said, Madame Pomphry nods.
“Do you know who the father-”
“Yes.”
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This is insane. Harry is pregnant. Pregnant. Harry Potter. It's bloody mad. Despite the five years of Hogwarts, he's still new to this whole world. How is he going to be a teen father and the bloody boy who lived? He's lucky he's not alone. -
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And you wanna scream
Don't call me "kid"
Don't call me "baby"
Look at this godforsaken mess that you made me
You showed me colors you know I can't see with anyone else
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And you know damn well
For you, I would ruin myself
A million little timesHarry doesn't like lying to his friends, but they agreed it was for the best.
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If there’s one thing that everyone who actually knows Harry knows, it’s that the kid can fall asleep anywhere at any time. No matter how small of a space, no matter who is around, everywhere is fair game.
I have no clue where this came from but hey, it's written!
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- Part 4 of Harry Being a Little Menace
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You're not supposed to be here,,, Are you? by Weeb4lyfe_help
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Apr 2024
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Or, 5 times Harry gets kicked out of the Slytherin Common Room, and 1 time he doesn't!
Featuring a bunch of little headcanons and a bit of fluff.
Rating due to cursing.
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- Part 3 of Harry Being a Little Menace
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How to Build an Army: By Harry Potter by Weeb4lyfe_help
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Feb 2024
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Harry Potter melts the hearts of the Slytherins. That's it. That's the Fic.
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- Part 2 of Harry Being a Little Menace
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Harry is late to DADA
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- Part 1 of Harry Being a Little Menace
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Class 1A chatfic by Weeb4lyfe_help
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
04 Feb 2023
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This is also on Wattpad by the same name and both by me. If you see someone stealing my work, go ahead and tell me. This story has been going on for a couple of years now so some of the jokes are out of date.
If the story kind of sounds like a story you've read before, I apologize as when I write, I take ideas I've had and they may have been taken from other people.
Tags and Summary will be updated as I think of things to add.
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We Find the Best of Things When Boredom Strikes by Weeb4lyfe_help
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 Jan 2023
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Midoriya sat on his bed for a while, contemplating his options.
Option 1: He could continue spiraling into a deep pit of stress and boredom in the hero school
Option 2: He could run away but that would raise questions that he doesn’t want to answer right now.
Option 3: He could be utterly stupid, go through with this dumbass plan that he came up with, and possibly face death, but hey, he won't be stressed anymore!
Option 3 sounds good.
Laying back on his bed, he grabbed his phone and dialed a number he can only hope he got right. The phone rings a couple of times before the other line picks up.
“Who the hell are you and how did you get this number?” a familiar raspy voice asked through the phone.
“Hi, is this the League of Villains?” Midoriya asked, a little smirk on his face.
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Izuku is bored and curious as to how his classmates will act if he were to be kidnapped; so, he voluntarily gets himself 'kidnapped' by the league and finds they really aren't so bad.
Warning for: Referenced Child Abuse, Me hating All MIght with a fiery passion, Probably some mental illness <3, and most likely some gay. I will add more warnings if needed.