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Harry Potter and the Journey that is Teen Pregnancy by Weeb4lyfe_help
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Aug 2025
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“Well, Mr. Potter, it’s not every day I have to say this but,” She swallows, “It seems that you are pregnant.” Harry blanks.
“...Pregnant?”
“Yes, Mr. Potter.”
“But… I’m a boy?”
“Indeed Mr. Potter.”
“Are… are you sure?”
“Very sure. I did three different diagnostic charms and we used the muggle method. All tests came out positive.”
“Shit” Harry hisses in parseltongue. While she doesn’t know what he said, Madame Pomphry nods.
“Do you know who the father-”
“Yes.”
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This is insane. Harry is pregnant. Pregnant. Harry Potter. It's bloody mad. Despite the five years of Hogwarts, he's still new to this whole world. How is he going to be a teen father and the bloody boy who lived? He's lucky he's not alone. -
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And you wanna scream
Don't call me "kid"
Don't call me "baby"
Look at this godforsaken mess that you made me
You showed me colors you know I can't see with anyone else
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And you know damn well
For you, I would ruin myself
A million little timesHarry doesn't like lying to his friends, but they agreed it was for the best.
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If there’s one thing that everyone who actually knows Harry knows, it’s that the kid can fall asleep anywhere at any time. No matter how small of a space, no matter who is around, everywhere is fair game.
I have no clue where this came from but hey, it's written!
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- Part 4 of Harry Being a Little Menace
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You're not supposed to be here,,, Are you? by Weeb4lyfe_help
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Apr 2024
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Or, 5 times Harry gets kicked out of the Slytherin Common Room, and 1 time he doesn't!
Featuring a bunch of little headcanons and a bit of fluff.
Rating due to cursing.
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- Part 3 of Harry Being a Little Menace
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How to Build an Army: By Harry Potter by Weeb4lyfe_help
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Feb 2024
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Harry Potter melts the hearts of the Slytherins. That's it. That's the Fic.
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- Part 2 of Harry Being a Little Menace
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Just various little fics of Harry being a little menace (or super Cute). None of these are particularly connected unless said so :)
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- 194
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When Harry willingly sacrificed himself for the sake of the Wizarding World as was expected of him, he never imagined for a second he'd wake up in a strange chamber surrounded by people both dead and alive.
He certainly never expected Mother Magic herself to show up. Or that she'd be disappointed with his sacrifice.
He also didn't expect her to decide that almost his entire life needed to be redone... And the way she described that like it was a reasonable suggestion was unnerving at best. Terrifying at worst.
Harry had thought he'd finally fulfilled his destiny, only to learn that he was destined to so much more than death at the hands of a dark lord.
Armed with seven books, each filled with details of Harry's life he'd rather keep private, Harry and the others settle in for a lesson from Mother Magic on where they all went so horribly wrong.- Words:
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04 Jan 2025
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i'm underneath your skin, the Devil within by TheSuicidalLizard
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Daredevil (TV), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Jun 2022
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"I'm back up!" Called Tony, his metal covered hand raised, much to Sam and Peter's annoyance.
"No! You're a nuisance, the friends are talking," Sam scolded, waving his uninjured hand between himself and Peter. "Seriously, Pete..."
"Sammy..." Sighed Peter, taking Sam's shoulders ever so gently as if he was glass. Even with the very light touch, he could feel the cracks in his left shoulder bone. "I'll be fine. Really. I hang out with Daredevil and Deadpool all the time." He assured, thinking of what Wade dubbed "Team Red", but his thoughts landed on Matt. Matt's gonna kill him when he finds out he went on a mission without his consent.
"That... makes me feel less comfortable," Sam reminded, tensely. He didn't particularly like "Team Red"; Deadpool was a wildcard, and Daredevil was brutal.
Peter laughed, smiling up at Sam. "Don't do anything stupid until I get back." He warned, back up and walking to the door.
"How can I?" Came Sam's response with a cheeky smile, "taking all the stupid with you."Or;
Peter Parker isn't a Parker, and somehow Sam Wilson is his Avenger Best Friend.
Bookmarked by Weeb4lyfe_help
16 Jul 2023
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When I Think About the Moments (That I Never Got to Spend With You) by blue_llama (kensington_and_cleo)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Sep 2023
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Sirius, finally fed up enough with Dumbledore, pursues a fair trial and custody of Harry. With this change, the actions taken during the summer between Harry's fourth and fifth year will have lasting repercussions and change the course of Harry's prophesied future.
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- Part 1 of So take my pockets, take me home
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 86,100
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 389
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- 3,311
- Bookmarks:
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21 Jun 2023
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little talks by sucheons
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
23 May 2022
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“The sooner we get this over with, the sooner I can run to Olympus.”
“What are you going to Olympus for?”
“To yell at the gods.”
“Percy.”
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Percy gets tired of kids getting sent on life threatening quests and decides to finally do something about it.
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My Little Star by Alex_Black
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
15 Dec 2022
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Apollo turned to him when he finally noticed his rather dramatic appearance and threw him a pleading glance before going back to his son, just as he was about to take a moment to wonder if he wanted help or for him to leave when a yell from Will obliterated any willpower to leave