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Sherlock made a deal with the devil, quite literally. After years of drug abuse and neglect his body wouldn’t let him go on. Obviously, it happened right when he had finally found something to make his life interesting. The logical response was to offer his soul in exchange for a working transport. That had happened when he was 27. Now, at 34, he gets an unexpected visitor. The devil needs a favour and is offering Sherlock’s soul as payment.
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Prompt fill: You live across from me in our apartments and we smile when we see each other but we don’t really know each other and oh you’re the stripper at my friend’s hen night fuck this is really uncomfortable.
Sherlock is the stripper at Sarah's hen night and John realises who exactly lives across the hallway. No matter the profession, Sherlock still likes to show off.
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The Johnlock Christmas Tradition Advent Calendar by the_elusive_plot, WhatIfIAmInsane
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
25 Dec 2016
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Sherlock Holmes does not like Christmas, correction Sherlock despises the season so when his flat mate decides that he wants the prefect Christmas what will happen to the detective. A story of love, Laughter and eggnog.
25 prompts based off of Christmas traditions creating a Johnlock Christmas story
[This year (2016) it will actually happen!]
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Spring Violets Under the Snow by WhatIfIAmInsane
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
18 Apr 2016
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Spring is the time of cleaning out the mess and starting into a new part of your life. After everything that happened Sherlock finally sets about cleaning up the misunderstandings between himself and John. Being anything but predictable, he creates some more chaos on the go, leaving John grasping at straws to figure out why he suddenly finds flowers everywhere.
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Sherlock had everything planned out for months now. Today he would finally put an end to this case. Even if that meant keeping an eye on his suspect in a crowded, german airport on Christmas Eve.
The same crowded airport John was waiting in for his final flight back home from his first deployment to Afghanistan, not at all thrilled by the prospect of spending Christmas with his possibly drunk sister. Although the airport was stuffed to the brim with holiday travelers and tacky decorations, he was enjoying his time alone, mostly.
But then, snow began to fall.
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the life of spies is to know, not to be known by plum_petals
Fandoms: The Empyrean - Rebecca Yarros
10 Apr 2026
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Violet Sorrengail’s world changes the day that her mother informs her she will be training for the Rider’s Quadrant. In a moment of anger, she stumbles upon a hidden letter in the book gifted to her by her father. Violet realizes that he was betrayed and killed to protect Navarre’s lies. Leadership is hiding something ruinous, and she is going to find out what it is, even if she has to become a rider to do it.
This Violet is distrustful of leadership, questions everything told to her with extreme prejudice, and will do anything to survive. If not for her sake, then for the truth her father died for.
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23 Jun 2026
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It took only a few minutes for Violet to figure out what purpose she served.
No one said it out loud—not yet, but they’d get there—but they kept throwing out words like formalizing alliances and uniting two groups, and she understood.
Violet was a sacrificial lamb, and Xaden Riorson was the wolf, and her slaughter would be their marriage.
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04 Apr 2026
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The succession of Tyrrendor from the country of Navarre five years ago was successful.
When the King of Navarre is invited to Aretia on a diplomatic mission to discuss a trade he brings his most trusted General turned bodyguard and her youngest along with him.
Violet Sorrengail knows she is not her mother's favorite, in fact when her mother told her to pack for an extended trip to Tyrrendor, it had been he first time she had spoken to her in over a year. Why now? Why this trip?
Xaden Riorson is the only child of King Fen Riorson and heir to the Tyrrendor throne. He has it all, a loving father, great friends, and a dragon who would do anything to protect him. So why does the little Sorrengail peak his interest? And what is her mother up to?
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30 Mar 2026
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(Fourth Wing) What if Violet Joined the Scribe Quadrant? by MattieIsAmazing
Fandoms: The Empyrean - Rebecca Yarros, Fourth Wing, Iron Flame - Fandom
27 Jan 2024
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(Spoilers for Fourth Wing and Iron Flame)
What if Violet Sorrengail wasn’t forced into the riders quadrant on conscription day? What if she became a scribe cadet, the very thing she trained her entire life to become only to discover leadership is hiding something?
What if Xaden Riorson is searching for something in the archives? What would he do if he came across the daughter of the woman who took so many people he loved away from him? She’s just a weak little scribe right?- Language:
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27 Mar 2026
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It takes mere minutes to grab my pack and Rhiannon’s, since we’ve left them intact, even cramming in our cloaks. Then I’m back in the hallway where Xaden waits, his own pack slung over his shoulder. It looks considerably smaller than the one he arrived with, and I don’t want to even think about what he’s left behind in order to force me out faster. – Rebecca Yarros, Fourth Wing
I can't be the only one who read that and thought we were getting an only one bed scene, right? We were robbed, and I'm righting that wrong for us all.
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An alternate take on what should have happened after Chapter 27 and the raid on Montserrat.I suppose it goes without saying, but spoilers for Fourth Wing in general and the events through the end of Chapter 27 in particular.
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26 Mar 2026