What_a_trainwreck



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    Peter Parker always kind of thought that getting bitten by a spider in his teens and subsequently developing all sorts of non-human anatomy was the worst it was going to get for him. He couldn’t have been more wrong and he was one of the lucky ones.

    The spider was just a shot over the bow, though. The foam on a wave from an ocean of shit that no one realized was coming until it was too late. Animals started to mutate, although scientists didn’t know how or why, or when. The biological changes were sudden, happening at an alarming rate, spreading to humans through bites and contaminated feces and who knew what else.

    Then, humans began mutating on their own, without the nudge from the animal kingdom. And that’s when things got much, much worse. Like losing sentience worse.

    It turns out that no one expects zombies.

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    Peter Parker and Wade Wilson navigate zombies, religious extremists, and each other as they try to survive the apocalypse. What started as a kidnapping morphs into a weird bond between the two but sometimes it feels like only one of them can survive.

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    Severus Snape was 18 years old.

    Today was November 8th, 1977.

    And on May 28th, 1978, he was going to kill himself.

    For the sixth months leading up to it? Severus was going to be happy. Even if he had to make it with his own hands.

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    Nothing says friendship like insisting everyone leave you alone so you can focus on your alchemy project and fix the second-floor lavatory.

    (Or: How one Slytherin stumbled into saving the wizarding world and somehow got the Black brothers to have a civil conversation.)

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    18 Sep 2025

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    Juliet and Dawsey, newly engaged, finally give in.

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    In which Harry is cursed to speak backwards, and there's only one cure.

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