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19 Works by Whatthekey

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常理｜完全没有新手教程 by Whatthekey

Fandoms: King Gnu (Band)
25 Jul 2026
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这游戏好吗？这游戏可太好了。

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

6,583

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

14

Kudos:

16

Bookmarks:

2

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97
常理｜相看两生厌 by Whatthekey

Fandoms: King Gnu (Band)
22 Jul 2026
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对你的印象始终没有变好。

Language:

中文-普通话國語

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14,128

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

14

Kudos:

21

Bookmarks:

3

Hits:

152
我理｜口腹之欲 by Whatthekey

Fandoms: King Gnu (Band)
17 Jul 2026
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把井口理吃掉需要几步？

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

8,066

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

4

Kudos:

12

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

114
常理｜请排队取餐 by Whatthekey

Fandoms: King Gnu (Band)
13 Jul 2026
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井口理要当好他的傻子娇妻。

Language:

中文-普通话國語

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9,435

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

14

Kudos:

27

Bookmarks:

3

Hits:

224
新井口｜气泡 by Whatthekey

Fandoms: King Gnu (Band)
07 Jul 2026
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他们不在一起的时间，竟然已经比在一起的时间还要多了。

Language:

中文-普通话國語

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8,032

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

4

Kudos:

14

Bookmarks:

2

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106
告解室 by Whatthekey

Fandoms: King Gnu (Band)
01 Jul 2026
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神父井口理超度、净化众人。最后是常理。

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

8,664

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

8

Kudos:

23

Bookmarks:

3

Hits:

258
游理｜石头剪刀布 by Whatthekey

Fandoms: King Gnu (Band)
27 Jun 2026
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井口理对势喜游不选自己的事感到很生气。

Language:

中文-普通话國語

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5,190

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

6

Kudos:

16

Bookmarks:

3

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153
翅膀并非用于飞翔 by Whatthekey

Fandoms: King Gnu (Band)
23 Jun 2026
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2027是King Gnu早已定好的解散年。
含常理。

Language:

中文-普通话國語

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5,368

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

8

Kudos:

17

Hits:

194
借一部说话 by Whatthekey

Fandoms: King Gnu (Band)
19 Jun 2026
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纯直男井口理为求生计被迫拍gv。
最后是常理。

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

9,993

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

9

Kudos:

23

Bookmarks:

3

Hits:

333
常理｜采撷 by Whatthekey

Fandoms: King Gnu (Band)
12 Jun 2026
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cuntboy井口理任君采撷，是本人小头发作的结果。

Language:

中文-普通话國語

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5,538

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

6

Kudos:

29

Bookmarks:

3

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313
常理｜戒指 by Whatthekey

Fandoms: King Gnu (Band)
23 May 2026
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关于井口理的婚戒。

Language:

中文-普通话國語

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4,175

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

9

Kudos:

23

Bookmarks:

2

Hits:

347
井口氏表演法则 by Whatthekey

Fandoms: King Gnu (Band)
15 May 2026
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CP：常理、新井口
这回造谣造了个大的。

Language:

中文-普通话國語

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7,177

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

2

Kudos:

36

Bookmarks:

4

Hits:

309
常理｜果肉剥离之时 by Whatthekey

Fandoms: King Gnu (Band)
01 May 2026
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井口理是一块等待被剥离的果肉。

Language:

中文-普通话國語

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8,438

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

8

Kudos:

25

Bookmarks:

2

Hits:

333
常理｜阴差阳错 by Whatthekey

Fandoms: King Gnu (Band)
21 Apr 2026
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正在巡演的井口理遇见了十年前的常田大希。

Language:

中文-普通话國語

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8,621

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

7

Kudos:

37

Bookmarks:

2

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343
常理｜真实以及虚伪 by Whatthekey

Fandoms: King Gnu (Band)
15 Apr 2026
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一切都已经开始。

Language:

中文-普通话國語

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6,609

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

10

Kudos:

32

Bookmarks:

1

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343
【索香】弱点 by Whatthekey

Fandoms: One Piece
13 Feb 2020
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山治怕虫梗。

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中文-普通话國語

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3,039

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1/1

Kudos:

121

Bookmarks:

7

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6,302
【索香】SD by Whatthekey

Fandoms: One Piece
31 Jan 2020
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SD，也就是spring dream
一个以春梦开头的俗套故事。

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中文-普通话國語

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2,761

Chapters:

1/1

Kudos:

200

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3

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12,012
【all香】他的一生 by Whatthekey

Fandoms: One Piece
09 Jan 2020
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包括cp：索香，路香，艾香，金香，隐晦0×3
没有露骨描写。
给山治的哀歌。

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

2,996

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

1

Kudos:

88

Bookmarks:

10

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4,300
【文斯莫克香】Irresistible by Whatthekey

Fandoms: One Piece
08 Jan 2020
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一个漫长而无法醒来的黑夜，一个充满折磨而又无法逃脱的噩梦。

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中文-普通话國語

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2,323

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1/1

Comments:

1

Kudos:

112

Bookmarks:

9

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7,063

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常理｜完全没有新手教程 by Whatthekey

Fandoms: King Gnu (Band)

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常理｜相看两生厌 by Whatthekey

Fandoms: King Gnu (Band)

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我理｜口腹之欲 by Whatthekey

Fandoms: King Gnu (Band)

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常理｜请排队取餐 by Whatthekey

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新井口｜气泡 by Whatthekey

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告解室 by Whatthekey

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游理｜石头剪刀布 by Whatthekey

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翅膀并非用于飞翔 by Whatthekey

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借一部说话 by Whatthekey

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常理｜采撷 by Whatthekey

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常理｜戒指 by Whatthekey

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井口氏表演法则 by Whatthekey

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常理｜果肉剥离之时 by Whatthekey

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常理｜阴差阳错 by Whatthekey

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常理｜真实以及虚伪 by Whatthekey

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【索香】弱点 by Whatthekey

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【索香】SD by Whatthekey

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【all香】他的一生 by Whatthekey

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【文斯莫克香】Irresistible by Whatthekey

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