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MARRY, FUCK, KILL by sevenfoxes for metonymy
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
08 Apr 2014
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"Actually, you know, I get it. Rogers would be an excellent MARRY choice. You know that he'd never leave the toilet seat up, would never drink the last of the milk, and would clean the rain gutters without prompting," Darcy says. She's never really considered Steve as anything other than Captain America who is impossibly unapproachable; weirdly enough, the things she finds intimidating about him as a person oddly work for her in a domestic setting. "Ugh, plus you just KNOW Barton would be the type of fucker that would eat the last oreo and then shove the empty box back into the cupboard."
"So what's your list then, Darcy?" Jane asks, turning back to look at the mold, which has done exactly fuck all in the last half-hour.
"Don't rush me! I need to make an informed, calculated choice."
Darcy looks down at her pad, then back up at Natasha. She purses her lips in thought. "You've fucked Barnes, right? How dexterous is that metal hand?"
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The ladies of SHIELD play a mass game of MARRY FUCK KILL, Avengers edition.
Wherein everyone marries Steve, kills Tony, Jane betrays science and Darcy hypothetically turns Thor into a llama.
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- Part 1 of MARRY FUCK KILL
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Yumichika had intended it to be a quick joke— a little messing with the recruits— but it very quickly got out of hand. And before he knew it Kurosaki Ichigo might as well be the fourth seat of the eleventh division for how many people actually believed it.
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So you stop in front of a door that looks very much like it needs some cheer. You take the one paint-stained brush that you have, pop the lid off of the yellow paint, and get to work.
This door is going to be fucking beautiful.
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Reader accidentally gets into a mess with Nnoitra, that turns out to be a lot less of a mess than it should be. A surprisingly fluffy prompt from tumblr.
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i bet you thought you'd seen the last of me by the_milliners_rook
Fandoms: Bleach (Anime & Manga)
29 Dec 2017
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“At least I’ve never faked my own death just so I could avoid paperwork!” Rangiku counters and then pauses, considering what she just said. “Wait a minute. That son of a —”
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- Part 2 of you bastard! you're supposed to be dead!
- Part 21 of i’ll build my life on that maybe
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Atsumu insults you, the quietest girl in his class. But as he gets to know you, your few words often leave him blushing.
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- Part 15 of Haikyuu x Reader stories