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    Lucifer’s mouth went dry. “Fuck, you’re beautiful when you’re mad,” he blurted.

    Alastor froze, leaving him looking very much like a deer in headlights. Lucifer recovered first, letting his power explode out from his back, lifting them both off the ground. It coalesced into golden tentacles, much like the ones Alastor had sported earlier that day.

    He wrapped them around the Sinner’s arms, wrenching them behind his back. Alastor stumbled, but didn’t fall. Lucifer kept him upright, lifting his arms up and over his head. He lifted him until only the tips of his hooves were in contact with the floor and Alastor was forced to awkwardly balance on them to take some of the weight off of his arms and shoulders.

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    Immediately after his visit to Charlie's new hotel, Lucifer decides he needs to do something about her sketchy as fuck bellhop. He travels back into Alastor's past to put the fear of the Devil in him and to maybe strike a deal to protect his baby girl.

    Unfortunately, planning's never been his strong suit.

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    11 Apr 2025

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    Alastor heaves a long-suffering sigh. “Vox!” he greets. “What an unpleasant surprise.”

    “Alastor,” Vox acknowledges with just as much cheerful contempt. “How are you doing this Hellish morning, old pal?”

    “Up until ten seconds ago, absolutely fantastic!” Alastor glances at the proffered gift in Vox’s hands, mockery at the ready. “Really now, Vox, this is getting quite pathetic. How many times must I rebuff your advances for the point to stick in that flat screen of yours?”

    Said screen’s signal jams, displaying a glimpse of an error message, before Vox’s face reappears. “Charming as always, Al,” he says with a pinched smile. “But rest assured, these are not for you.”

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    23 Mar 2025

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    It all started with a single sentence from the King of Hell himself; "Make a deal with me."

    To protect Charlie, Lucifer knew he needed to stop acting like the King of Hell and actually be it. Though several thousand years out of the social network tends to make someone rather inept at even the most casual of conversations. If there is one thing the Radio Demon is good at, it's manipulating and reading people. Lucifer figured he could probably use that.

    What's one deal? They're not betting souls here.

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    23 Feb 2025

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    Alastor can admit, in the silence of his own head as he walks away from the first official overlord meeting since the Extermination Day that Wasn’t, that Charlie MIGHT have been right. He probably should have stayed home.

    Not that he’d tell the girl that under pain of torture - that kind of hand-wringing and fretting wasn’t the sort of thing that should be encouraged in anyone, least of all the Princess of Hell.

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    19 Feb 2025

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    Husk wakes one night to find Alastor raiding the bar. The conversations take turns that Husk didn't anticipate. It's definitely not how he wanted to spend the evening.

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    16 Feb 2025