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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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- Part 1 of IRIS Logs
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18 Nov 2025
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The Magical Hoodies of Wayne Manor by Writer_loves_tropes
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
31 Dec 2023
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Tim is in the process of being adopted by Bruce but he discovers that Wayne Manor has a secret (other than the Bat secret). When Tim is cold, Jason lets him borrow his hoodie and makes an offhand comment that all the hoodies in Wayne Manor have magic powers. Tim knows that it's highly unlikely that jackets have magical powers, but this is Wayne Manor we're talking about, so anything is possible, right? Plus, doesn't Jason's Robin suit give him magic?
aka: Tim is living in a house of detectives, but he's going to solve the mystery of the potentially magical clothing of Wayne Manor all on his own.
This is a fluffy story for Flufftober 2023, but there's a healthy amount of hurt/comfort and whump too!
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- Part 2 of Adopted Wayne Family AU
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12 Nov 2025
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Soap’s first meeting with Formula 1 was at Silverstone at the sweet age of twelve years old. Watching the Formula 1 cars whizz passed them was something Soap would never forget.
But the thing that had been ingrained in his young mind was not the race itself, not the driver’s whizzing past or the car's designs, no, it was from a big screen along the track for when the cars were driving in a different sector. His eyes were glued to the image as the image changed to a pit stop, showing the synchronised team ripping off the tyres and sticking on new ones, how the team’s flowed like water around the car in a matter of seconds before it shot out of Pit Lane again.
Soap had turned to his father, massive blue eyes crinkling with determination as he said “I am going to be a Formula 1 mechanic!”
Dreams became reality as he stepped into the garage during F1 2023 season years later, throwing him into the whirlwind of motorsports in the Red Bull pit crew. Not knowing this season wouldn’t only bring him his desire to be a mechanic but also bring him closer to the lead driver of the team, Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley, who was competing for the 2023 championship.
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The F1 COD AU no one asked for SoapGhost style.
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- Part 1 of COD F1AU
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01 Apr 2025
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did you get enough love, my little dove (stand-alones) by Anonymous
Fandom: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
28 Jun 2025
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small and individual works revolving around random ideas, likely involving silco raising jinx !
(title from fourth of july by sufjan stevens)
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25 Dec 2024
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Tommy was many things: feared, free, powerful… but he wasn’t proud.
He wasn’t proud of the title he had or the name they’d called him, honestly he didn’t think he deserved it. Tommy never had an evil plan, or a secret lair, or any of the cool things villains had. All he had was a shitty apartment and the clothes on his back, and a desire for more.
He couldn’t be a civilian, and he certainly wouldn’t be a hero, so he did what he had to do.
At fifteen years old, Red Death killed the top heroes in L’Manburg, and Tommy became a villain.
Or: Two years ago, the top heroes of L'Manberg were killed by Red Death. Now, ex-villain Tommy tries to juggle the fallout while also forging new relationships, some of which may be more complicated than they seem.
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19 Oct 2024