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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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- Part 1 of IRIS Logs
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The idea of jason designing and wearing a helmet which had a built in C4 booby trap almost made me piss myself. I had to hold my breath to stop myself from scream laughing
Jason: i'm better than all of you because my uniform is safer
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hilarious stuff
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IRIS Log #1548 by deadchannelradio
又好笑又感动。出事后通信一下乱起来。Jason的爆炸头罩暴露后，神谕紧急摇来Roy进行超一一长摘头罩宣讲，Cass:太长不听、手快扔了
预警：有红双喜／黄色诨话／RIP Jason的爱车ch 1:/访问文件（irislog.1548.backups）代码#BGC0
>欢迎，#BGC0。 你想做什么？
/删除文件（irislog.1548.backups）
>确认：删除文件“IRIS日志#1548”？ 输入Y/N。
/Y
>输入密码
/08161969
>输入密码
/04271985
>错误。
>来自仁慈的创造者甲骨文的便条：
>嗨，Jason！ 很高兴看到你休息了大脑，身体灵活，思维足够清晰，可以猜出B的密码！ 不幸的是，任何人都不允许删除这个IRIS日志，不是你，不是B，不是上帝。 非常抱歉！ 然而，由于你非常渴望活动，所以有大约200份失踪事件报告的积压，如果你想四处窥探，则需要你做。 祝你度过最美好的一天！
/去你妈的。
>来自仁慈的创造者甲骨文的便条：
>谁是你的爸爸。
（一边：哈哈清醒了想起来偷登B的账号删黑历史了；一边：呜呜这个密码，呜呜你们俩） -
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