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"So let me get this straight. Kyle can fly, Stan is Inspector Gadget, Cartman has claws for hands, Leo zaps people, and all I get is freakin' pink eye?!"
"Couldn't even pay the toll for superpowers, huh, po'boy?" Cartman sneered, using a nail file on his claws.
"It's more purple than pink, dude." Stan pointed out.
"Well, I think that shade of purple looks swell on you, Ken!" Butters added rather unhelpfully.
Kenny rolled his new heterochromatic eyes. "Thanks, Leo. Good to know I'm still a hot stud while all my friends have superpowers."
Kyle, who was still stuck on the damn ceiling, glared at them all. "Well, if we're all done calling Kenny pretty, can someone please get me down from here already?!"
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Severus Snape thought his stay-at-home boyfriend was just a charming British traveler with a trust vault and a difficult relationship with his parents. Sirius Black thought his overworked researcher boyfriend was the sweetest person in the world—in his own clinical, brilliant way. They had built a perfect life in New York, a sanctuary of domestic peace that neither had ever dreamed possible.
Until Sirius asked Severus to go back to Britain for his best friend's wedding.
Severus was shocked to learn Sirius was from the "Noble and Most Ancient House of Black," a dynasty built on bloodlines and old gold. Sirius was terrified that Severus would be crushed by the judgment of a high society that considered him "not a real wizard."
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Oh, Fucking Hell by InhumaneActivities (Key_Holder)
Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types
11 Oct 2020
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Look, I’m not saying Tom’s totally gay for Tord. I’m just saying he wants Tord to fuck him. But Tom’s not gay. Nope.
edit: this has been done for like a year now but for newcomers, this isn't the best fic because i didn't know shit about sex when i started it, it improves a lot soon enough tho, and there are some questionable chapters that i would edit to make less questionable but they give me anxiety to the point of wanting to cry so no i am not touching those
also if you come from my other account that does not have straight porn on it, no, none of my ever fics will be like this ever again, i've come to the realization that i don't even LIKE writing smut so like
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Are We Fucking or Fighting? by sinkuna (theshortking)
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
24 Jan 2026
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“Like hell you do,” Zanka snapped back, scraping together what little fight he had left.
Jabber’s eyes flared a vivid magenta. He let out a low, shallow hum, the sound echoing off the narrow walls as his head tipped only slightly to the side. That was never a good sign. He was scheming. Plotting. You could always tell when he got quiet like this, a grin tugging lazy and sharp at the corner of his mouth, eyes locked on like he’d already placed a silent bet.
“Sure ’bout that?” Jabber purred. Zanka didn’t know what shit he was about to pull. Only that whatever it was, he was not going to enjoy it one bit.
Or,
Their arrangement should have been straightforward: meet up, fuck, and part ways. No feelings, no strings attached. Meeting in secret every couple of months has its ups and downs. Especially when unwanted emotions get thrown into the mix, and the sex gets messy in more ways than one.