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  1. Rec *

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    “This hot tub has not been well maintained,” Rozanov complained as they stood on the deck, staring at the built-in hot tub, big enough to fit 8 people. 

    “So, you can replace it,” Shane replied patiently.

    “I will be too busy to replace the hot tub. Then I will have a long day, and I will decide to have a soak in my rancid hot tub, and then I will catch diphtheria and die.” Rozanov looked at Shane, accusatory. “You want me to die?”

    Shane looked down. The hot tub looked no more or less rancid than any other hot tub. “I don’t think you can get diphtheria from a dirty hot tub.”

    “You are doctor now?” Rozanov asked, and Shane stayed silent. 

    Shane Hollander is a realtor who works with the Ottawa Centaurs to find properties for new players.

    Ilya Rozanov needs a home.

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    16 Sep 2026

  2. Rec *

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    "He saw the corners of Ilya's lips curve up ever so slightly in that infuriating, tiny hint of a smile. “Goodbye, Shane Hollander.”

    Shane could only ogle as Ilya walked away. Fuck. His ass was fat. This was so bad.

    Shane Hollander, star athlete, D1 hockey team captain, campus heartthrob, was being completely undone by a brooding Slavic art major that he would probably crawl on his fucking knees and bark for."

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    Shane is ready for another boring semester where he has to pretend like he cares about anything other than hockey. Until he sits down next to a mysterious Russian art student who also happens to be the hottest guy Shane has ever seen.

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    12 Sep 2026

  3. Rec *

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    ilya finds himself on his knees praying to the wrong god far too often.
    the one he should be worshipping is the one who begs to be fucked beneath him and has a big, useless dick.

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    10 Sep 2026

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    The blackouts are getting worse.

    They aren't dangerous, in the long run, just strange. Strange because they only ever happen when Shane is at home; never on the road, at the rink, or even when in public.

    His blackouts only ever happen in his condo.

    Shane doesn't even realize something is happening at first. He'll get home after practice or a game, exhausted, and the second the front door closes behind him something in his body loosens. A warmth spreads through him and his thoughts will go fuzzy at the edges. His inner omega will start purring low and smug in the back of his mind.

    Nest, it says.

    Once the thought hits, the urge becomes almost unbearable. He usually makes it to the bedroom before the rest hits. Shane will crawl into bed still half dressed, burrowing instinctively into the blankets, dragging pillows close against his chest while warmth floods his body in thick, heavy waves. His painfully organized nest will become messy, Shane digging around until the chaotic placements feels perfect.

    And then—nothing. Absolutely nothing. Hours vanish, sometimes even entire evenings.

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    06 Sep 2026

  5. Rec *

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    shane is having a wet dream so ilya eats shane out and fucks him while he's asleep. after all, his husband's pussy belongs to them both

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    06 Sep 2026

  6. Public Bookmark *

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    Ilya had a good life in Canada. He had a well-paying job he could do from home, a big, beautiful house in the suburbs, a beautiful wife with her own life and ambitions. Really, he had only one issue in his life. His bratty, disrespectful, obstinate stepson.

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    05 Sep 2026

  7. Rec 41

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    James Potter and Regulus Black have hated each other their entire lives. So when they match on Grindr, James does the only logical thing—shows up at Regulus’ apartment and proposes a deal: they fuck until one of them gives up. First one who can’t take it anymore loses.

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    30 Aug 2026

  8. Rec 5

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    “You'll come.”

    “You sound very sure of that, dear.” Barty drawls out. The pet-name irks Regulus but he ignores it in favor of tugging Barty even closer.

    Regulus leans down and whispers into Barty's ear, “You'll come because you have to give this back to me.”

    Without pulling away Regulus deposits the golden snitch into Barty's hand. Barty glances down and his eyes immediately harden.

    OR: When Slytherin wins a Qudditch match against Ravenclaw it's only right that Regulus celebrates with Barty, even if his boyfriend is a sore loser about it

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    30 Aug 2026

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    24 Aug 2026

  10. Rec 19

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    Regulus Black hates losing. Especially when his boyfriend isn’t even there to watch. So when he finds Barty studying like nothing happened, he decides the library is as good a place as any to work the frustration out.

    Or, nerd Barty gets fucked stupid by jock Regulus.

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    23 Aug 2026

  11. Rec *

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    Rose just scoffs silently and shakes her head. “Forget it, Shane. That’s Ilya Rozanov.” At Shane’s raised eyebrows and another, slightly stronger, shove with his elbow, Rose begrudgingly elaborates. “He’s the captain of the hockey team, pretty well-known on campus. And the one thing everyone knows is that the moment you want him, you've already lost.”

    Shane frowns, leaning in a bit closer to his friend. “What does that even mean? Is he taken?” he questions, annoyed but still curious.

    “Nah, he’s a weirdo,” Rose giggles, stifling the sounds behind her hand when a shush sounds from behind them. “Rozanov loves the chase. He’s got a thing for people who don’t want him, but the moment they show interest back and let him hit he gets bored and moves on. I swear he has some issues he needs to go to therapy for, ‘cause that’s just not normal.”

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    Or; Shane wants Ilya Rozanov, so he devises a plan to get him. He takes it way too fucking far. Ilya takes it even further.

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    22 Aug 2026

  12. Rec 75

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    “No,” Shane reached for Ilya’s neck, wanting to feel his soft and delicate fluttering pulse. “No, fuck. I’m sorry. I said, record us. Record us having sex. Record a sex tape of you fingering me open, Ilya. Please.” 

    “Fuck, Shane,” Ilya groaned, deep vibrations buzzing in his chest, as he lowered himself, mouth returning to Shane’s hole, leaving a wet, sloppy kiss against his rim. “Taste so good, baby. You are so good. I will record me doing whatever you want, to you. My perfect, obedient little slut. Going to open you up so good that you almost cum on my fingers and then I will flip you over and rail you so hard you pass out. Sounds good, yes?” 

    Shane already felt like he was close to passing out, a mixture of his early morning tiredness and the arousal lingering in his system. 

    “Sounds like I’m still dreaming.” 

     

    OR, husbands Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander record a fourth sex tape.

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    16 Aug 2026

  13. Rec *

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    Shane rides Ilya. Ilya comes first. Shane does not stop because he was promised a hands-free orgasm. Ilya lies there and takes it like a fucking champion.

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    16 Aug 2026

  14. Rec *

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    Mr. Hollander & Puppy Ilya
    A series of related works detailing the relationship between older, veteran Mr. Hollander and his younger, rookie puppy. Recommended reading order is chronological.

    limelight, 8.5k words

    Ilya Rozanov is the best damn rookie the NHL has ever seen. Shane Hollander, captain of the Metros and three-time Stanley Cup winner with over 700 career goals (not that Ilya is counting, thank you very much), just wants to help him celebrate.

    hat-trick, 17.1k words

    Ilya just wants to prove to Mr. Hollander that he can be a good boy. Mr. Hollander is happy to indulge him.

    pillowtalk, 21.5k words

    It’s not really Ilya’s fault that he needs Mr. Hollander. Besides, Mr. Hollander is happy to teach his puppy some new tricks.

    partition, 19.3k words

    Galas generally disinterest Ilya. Every rule, however, has its exception; after all, how could he turn down an invitation to an event he knows Mr. Hollander will be at?

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    12 Aug 2026

  15. Rec *

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    “And, sweet Ilya, what is it that you want?” she whispers against his skin.

    What is it that he wants? I don’t know, he wants to admit, but that would be a lie. Perhaps the worst part of his desire is how lucid it is; he knows exactly what he wants. He wants everything. He wants Mr. Hollander.

    “I want to be good,” he says instead.

    It’s not really Ilya’s fault that he needs Mr. Hollander. Besides, Mr. Hollander is happy to teach his puppy some new tricks.

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    12 Aug 2026

  16. Public Bookmark *

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    “Mr. Hollander.” Ilya swallows. “Is a pleasure to meet you, sir.” Pleasure is an understatement, but he can’t parse through English definitions fast enough to find a better word.
    “Congratulations.” Mr. Hollander holds up his glass and nods towards Ilya. “No one deserves it more than you, kid. Your work ethic…” Mr. Hollander shakes his head, eyebrows raised, and lets out a low whistle. “You’re hungry. It’s impressive.”

    Ilya Rozanov is the best damn rookie the NHL has ever seen. Shane Hollander, captain of the Metros and three-time Stanley Cup winner with over 700 career goals (not that Ilya is counting, thank you very much), just wants to help him celebrate.

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    98,551

    11 Aug 2026

  17. Rec *

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    “Do not want to punish you tonight, Shane. Just want you to ride. Show me how good you are at taking control when you want to. All for me.”

    Shane mumbled, nodding, lifting his hips slowly away from the mattress. He was hesitant to move, was certain he would sob when the hollow emptiness hit, so he had to reach for Ilya’s hand, to steady him, to remind him that he would have Ilya soon. 

    “Good boy,” Ilya smiled, eyes widening as he watched the dildo slip out of Shane’s hole, covered in a mixture of Shane’s own wetness and their strawberry fucking lube. “Perfect boy. So pretty. All mine.” 

    When Shane was empty, he whimpered and whined like a puppy. Ilya was quick to grab the dildo to stop Shane from falling victim to temptation and sinking down on it again, a smirk pulling on his lips as he reached for Shane’s face. 

    “Ilya,” Shane mumbled, grazing his lips against his husband’s, inhaling the distant smell of alcohol and chewing gum mint and Ilya. “Ilya, let’s record a sex tape.” 

     

    OR, husbands Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander record another sex tape.

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    27,015

    11 Aug 2026

  18. Rec *

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    Shane's favourite time of the day is when he can crawl back into his apartment where he finally gets peace and quiet after a busy day juggling work and med school. His routine is sourly interrupted when a new neighbour moves in next door, being as loud as he is infuriatingly handsome.

    Or,

    Shane Hollander lives a quiet life, Ilya Rozanov wants nothing more than to make him scream.

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    Comments:
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    1,211
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    66,249

    10 Aug 2026

  19. Rec *

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    Ilya Rozanov is obsessed with his husband getting angry and a little rough in bed. When he's taking a few rookies to a restaurant and gets served by an attractive waitress he uses the opportunity to earn a beating when he gets home. But did he take it too far?

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    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    1,356
    Bookmarks:
    203
    Hits:
    25,144

    09 Aug 2026

  20. Rec 80

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    Ilya sprains his ankle after he convinced Shane to try something stupid with him. It offers the perfect opportunity for Ilya to finally get the cock piercing he has been dreaming of getting for ages. Neither of them expected the situation to turn out THIS good.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    414
    Bookmarks:
    80
    Hits:
    8,651

    09 Aug 2026

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