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Two Truths and A Lie by Fifi2930 for ontheseashore, RemarkableIndigo
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
26 Oct 2025
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Colin's flight is delayed.
He texts Pen to keep him entertained.
Lies reveal truths.Series
- Part 1 of Game On
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 34,286
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 2
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- 1,396
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04 Jul 2025
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After a heated argument leaves their friendship in tatters, Penelope and Colin wake to find the entirety of London abandoned. What follows is a journey of survival and self-discovery, each of them forced to confront their greatest fears, insecurities and grief in order to find their way back to each other and discover all the beauty this new world has to offer.
- Language:
- English
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- 66,655
- Chapters:
- 14/14
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- 959
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- 2,616
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26 May 2025
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it's been almost a year since penelope last saw colin, so he's the last person she expects to walk down the stairs of the villa.
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the polin love island au
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 147,410
- Chapters:
- 25/29
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- 2,580
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- 1,873
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- 456
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10 May 2025
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she sighs, he gasps by malpal132 for pastaslut
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
20 Jun 2024
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“Penelope Anne Featherington,” he says, turning to her with hands on his hips, expression gleeful. “Did you break the bed?”
She does her best impression of a dog who’s ripped all the down from a pillow. He can’t prove anything.
“I did,” she says.
Damn. There’s always been a disconnect between her mouth and her brain.or
Penelope's bed breaks. Of course it's Colin who finds her.
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05 May 2025
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fuck the camera (kiss me back) by malpal132 for pastaslut
Fandoms: Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn, Bridgerton (TV)
21 Sep 2024
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He’d been enjoying his time in Thailand but home, with its graveyard of brownery and Penelope (Penelope), inspired Colin to cut his trip short by a week. Besides, he had to know if Lady Whistledown, the lady palm proven impossible to kill, had finally received comeuppance for her addiction to talking shit.
Mostly, though, he was resolved.
Colin didn’t want to dance around this anymore. He ascribed to Harry Burns’ school of thought on romance and every moment spent trying to feign indifference felt like a waste. He was going home, and he was going to make her witness what she did to him. No more pretending.
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Penelope asks Colin to take her nudes.
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Penelope Featherington leads a quiet life. She goes to work, she takes care of her family and every Friday evening she meets her friends for dinner.
That is, until, the Colin Bridgerton, famous Hollywood actor, opens the door to her best friend's apartment.
Colin Bridgerton should be happy with the life he's leading. He's famous. He's newly single. He has everything money can buy. But something's missing.
TW: Referenced alcohol abuse
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- Part 1 of cardigan universe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 83,252
- Chapters:
- 21/21
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- 3
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- 1,168
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- 3,886
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15 Apr 2025
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Let's Make It Cinematic by KatofKanals
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
17 Nov 2024
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Colin Bridgerton objectively has a very cool job and a very cool life. He jets around the globe as a travel photographer, visiting the most beautiful and historic locales and literally get paid to do it. And yet, he couldn’t be more bored these days. That’s how he finds himself crashing in his sister’s spare room in an attempt to figure out what the hell he wants to do next. While he attempts to renew his enthusiasm for the career that once brought him so much joy or decide on making a change of some kind, he’s looking forward to a relaxing few weeks (maybe a few months even) spending time with his family and his best friend Penelope Featherington. Colin is anything but relaxed, however, when he finds out that shy, sweet, soft-spoken Pen has been hiding a career change of her own from him—a very lucrative and very surprising career at that.
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Or, the one where Penelope is on OnlyFans.
- Language:
- English
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- 87,628
- Chapters:
- 11/11
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- 2,137
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- 4,325
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Bookmarked by YoHoHoHomosAndHomies
25 Mar 2025
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"He's been gone too long.
It always hits him like this, it always seems to fall over him all at once. When intricate buildings and foreign cuisine and strangers’ faces are no longer endless and exciting new beauty but instead reminders of home.
The walls here remind him of the hall where the debutants make their attempted marks. The stairs up to the gallery are carpeted, and as the soles of his boots lay upon each one, the give sends him right back to the steps at Bridgerton House. The light is even shining similarly to how it does back in England, and perhaps the sun is the same everywhere but he never seems to notice that until the pain of distance becomes ineludible.
Yes, he feels it right behind his heart, in the way he swallows more thickly as he wakes now. It’s in each breath, as if the air here just isn't quite right…
That woman’s hair is so much like…
Christ.
It is endless.
It is time to go home.
He won't, though. Not for a while. Never does."
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 45,726
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 91
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- 429
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- 150
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12 Mar 2025
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Gentle Reader,
The most shocking news has reached this author’s ears. It would seem the ton’s most eligible gentleman and its confirmed wallflower have begun what they would claim to be “friendly correspondence”. However, these letters tell another, much more scandalous, tale.
AKA: The Regency Sexting AU that you were all waiting for.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 36,709
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Comments:
- 442
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- 1,929
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26 Jan 2025
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"I would like to marry," Penelope said bluntly. She looked him directly in the eye, daring him to disagree.
"Right." Colin gave a slow nod of the head, clearly taken aback by the declaration. His eyes had gone wide, giving him a look that was reminiscent of cornered prey.
It seemed that the heavens were intent upon tormenting her.
"Not you," she managed to say evenly, although she felt tumultuous waves rocking the boat that was her composure.
"No, of course not," he agreed hastily, embarrassment evident on his face.
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(Set post S2. Some elements from the S3 synopsis, but not a prediction fic.)
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- Part 1 of Regency Polin S3
- Language:
- English
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- 80,050
- Chapters:
- 14/14
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- 629
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08 Jan 2025
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The Gentlemen's Wager by murderbymushrooms
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
18 Mar 2024
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“This is not happening Colin. I am not going to play any part in this, do you hear me?”
“Of course, nobody would expect you to fall over at my feet, especially in light of my unforgivably rude comments last Season.” Colin said, all reason and calm as he collected his hat from a footman, “And what would be the entertainment in that? You must be permitted to test my mettle as a suitor. Indeed I am beginning to look forward to the chase.”
“There will be no entertainment! No chase!” Penelope protested, panic steadily rising within her. “Colin-”
“Good day, Miss Penelope.” Colin smiled, familiar laughter and devilry dancing on his handsome face. She watched in mute outrage as he tipped his hat to her and strolled out her front door.
After his careless words ruined Penelope's prospects on the marriage mart, Colin is determined to do everything he can to restore her reputation and to find her a good match, even if it means pretending to court his best friend.
However, outside forces with a grudge against the Bridgertons inadvertently transforms a wallflower into the most coveted prize of the London Season of 1815.
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- English
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- 105,687
- Chapters:
- 14/14
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- 1,100
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- 5,516
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29 Sep 2024
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Making It Up As We Go Along by LazyTuesdayMorning
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
22 Sep 2022
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Penelope swears that she will make it Aubrey Hall if it kills her. The universe takes up her challenge.
Sans carriage and caught in the worst storm that has struck England in living memory, Penelope bumps into a familiar face on the road (what a mystery who could it possibly be!). Their only hope of a shelter in the storm requires a degree of... creative... application of the truth and Penelope finds herself wondering how a young lady is to comport herself when the bounds of propriety have been all but swept away.
Enter Colin, who has a suggestion or two.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 49,307
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 508
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- 4,033
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18 Sep 2024
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For the OFMD Reverse Bang 2023!
Stede Bonnet has been Ed’s best and worst and most and least too. His best friend, the first one he’s ever had. He's the worst mistake Ed's ever made with the worst possible consequence ripping his sense of excitement to shreds. He's been the most captivating thing Ed's ever encountered and the least reliable person he’s ever been naïve enough to trust blindly. Perhaps that’s why, after months of bitter despondency and feral anger, when Stede Bonnet hauls himself over the side of The Revenge, worse for the wear but glowing with sun (and decidedly not dead, despite a piano, and a jungle cat, and a cart if the papers are to be believed), and determination, and competency, Ed feels a myriad of things. Chief among them, a fury so deep it makes his bones ache and, more interestingly, a relief so sweet it's nearly worth the bottomless pit of self-loathing he’s been occupying since he’d last laid eyes on him.
- Language:
- English
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- 13,350
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 1
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- 41
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- 350
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24 Jan 2024
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Ed has been nude modelling for five years. He's seen enough sketches of himself from every angle to know his body better than any lover has ever known it. He's reached a point in his career where he believes that he's seen everything that the artists sketching him have to offer.
That is until he meets Stede Bonnet, who draws his scars into constellations and makes them worth looking at.- Language:
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- 38,670
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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09 Nov 2023
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Stede Bonnet has spent two years living alone in a secluded beach paradise, running from a past that he’s scared will catch up to him. It’s a lonely life, but at the end of the day, it’s one he thinks he deserves – as long as it can keep his loved ones safe.
Edward Teach has spent years trying to escape his own past but has unfortunately needed to start over in a new town more than once. It’s a lonely life, but at the end of the day, it’s one he thinks he deserves – because people like him don’t deserve a life of happiness and something more.
Mary Allamby is tired of seeing both her ex-husband and her new friend be so lonely and decides to do something about it. Who better to play matchmaker than her?
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- Part 4 of Hazards of Love
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 87,580
- Chapters:
- 27/27
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- 2
- Comments:
- 632
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- 867
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27 Oct 2023
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say yes to me (i've got my eye on you) by thehappyyears
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens (Radio)
06 Aug 2023
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It’s a pleasant evening much like many pleasant evenings this month, so Crowley doesn’t expect anything unusual when he makes himself comfortable on his side of the couch and lets Aziraphale select the wine.
Which is why he’s resolutely caught off guard when Aziraphale disappears into a backroom, which Crowley always assumed was a wine cellar, and then turns around, darkness behind him and low, warm light gilding his hair and making his eyes bright. He’s breathtaking, he’s so beautiful, his eyes are so dark.
“Crowley,” he breathes.
Or, Crowley and Aziraphale have sex.
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Who got married at sea, anyway?
Idiots.
Scratch that: who got married anywhere? On land, at sea or in the fucking air, even?
Massive fucking idiots (and Jackie).
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Ed 'attends' a wedding. Unfortunately, so does Stede.
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Short S2 alternative reunion fic because I can promise you, this will not be how the actual reunion goes down.
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01 Oct 2023
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Set the day after the end of Episode 5: The Best Revenge Is Dressing Well.
The day-to-day routine continued, even if Ed's mind is still on the night previous. A moment to show his feelings to Stede, missed. Now, he regrets it. With the downtime of the day, being on his fourth brandy, and an open question from Stede, Ed decides this is his chance.
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- Part 1 of Maybe
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01 Sep 2023
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Stede Bonnet is dead, and Ed has made his peace with it.
Until Stede stumbles onto deck and right into his arms.
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Stede comes back injured, and Ed takes care of him in more ways than one.Bookmarked by YoHoHoHomosAndHomies
07 Aug 2023
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Stede starts holding open cabin hours to allow the crew to air their grievances. It goes about as well as you’d expect.
AKA my “Stede is going to go off like a horny volcano when he finally gets laid” fic.
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Featuring Stede’s cursed yet sexy moustache, Swede lore and Lucius being altogether too good at his job(s). Unbetaed.
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02 Aug 2023