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- Humans will die when put in strenuous life threatening situations
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- Most humans will die when put in strenuous life treating situations
- Some humans turn into sociopathic monsters who seek to kill those who only mean to help them
- These humans must be considered outliers that skew the data
- The rest of the data is fine
- It does not need to be skewed---
In which GlaDOS is doing great after [REDACTED] left. Just fine. Nothing wrong at all.
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When Red Bandit needed a secret identity, she became Laura Hollis, an overworked assistant for the worst woman on the planet.
But with giant mutant lizards, vampire worshiping cultists, and time-warping romantic destinies, Carmilla Karnstein might be the least of Laura Hollis' problems.
(Or perhaps the worst.)
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A Cinderella-esque AU. Bilbo, a lonely hobbit of the Shire in the valley outside Erebor, gets a job as a cook in the dwarf kingdom to pass the time and keep himself occupied after his mother’s death. One day he meets a regal dwarf, who he thinks is a thief and trespasser, and throws an apple at his head, never knowing he’s just assaulted the dwarven Prince. Thus begins the antagonistic and somewhat odd courtship of a hobbit and the next King of Erebor.
CHAPTER 35: NIGHT - Is the new chapter posted on 5/16/14. Its a smut chapter!!
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- Part 1 of Seasons Rekindled
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14 Dec 2015
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I keep losing this wHICH IS FRUSTRATING BECAUSE I LOVE THIS FUCKING FIC