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The first time Hisoka sees it, he thinks it's a trick of the light.
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22 Oct 2025
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“God your lives are fuckin’ boring if my love life is your only source of entertainment,” Mickey grumbles as he slides into the booth with his beer, squeezing in next to Janelle while Rikki and Dalton take the other side.
“She won’t get jealous with you sitting next to me?” Janelle asks and Mickey is almost confused by the question before he remembers that they still think Ian is a woman.
In which Mickey's coworkers learn that he has been in a relationship for ten years and the interrogation ensues.
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05 Oct 2025
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"So you want me to like, teach you how to fuck a chick. Hands-on."
"It doesn't have to go that far," Adrian said, and the alcohol must have been hitting him more now because his face was a lot redder than before. "But at my age, people kind of expect you to be good at kissing and I've… never actually done that."
"I'm gonna teach you," Chris decided aloud, full of resolve. "'Cus I'm your fuckin' friend, and I'm a pussy magnet. And if you can get even half– no– even a one-eighth of what I know, you'll be drowning in pussy, too."
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Two idiots manipulate themselves into having sex with each other. But not real sex. Because it's just, like, practice.Bookmarked by YourQuartermaster
01 Oct 2025
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“Oh, so first you wanted hot water, now you want cold water? Typical.”
“Don’t shame me for my water preferences, Katy Perry,” says Adrian, brushing past him to get a clean cup from the dish rack. He smells like Chris’s bar soap. Chris is going to lose his entire mind.
“I’m gonna shower,” he says, standing abruptly.
Adrian waves a hand in his direction, pulling open the fridge. “Have fun.”
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- Part 2 of once the magic starts
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30 Sep 2025
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Adrian nods along dutifully. “I like sucking dick, and he likes having his dick sucked. It’s a mutually beneficial arrangement.”
“I would very much like to not be a part of this conversation anymore,” John sighs, and is soundly ignored by everyone.
[Or; a small sexuality
crisisconfusion that could happen to anyone. No, really.]Bookmarked by YourQuartermaster
30 Sep 2025