Your_Local_Homocidal_Insomniac
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Oh, My Son, Look How Much You've Grown by Your_Local_Homocidal_Insomniac
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
29 Jun 2025
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Dark Cacao knew he was a hypocrite. He was the paragon of a hypocrite. Every day, every patrol, he'd told his troops to pair up or go in groups to avoid getting lost in the snow.
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Episode [REDACTED]: Furies by Your_Local_Homocidal_Insomniac
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
05 May 2025
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But I know he was lying. Grover gets this look when he lies and he had that look. But he just wouldn't cave and even Mr. Brunner wouldn't acknowledge her! I swear Mrs. Dodds was real, I even remember her face! Look, I drew it, you have to believe-!
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Statement of one Perseus Jackson, regarding the thing that replaced his teacher. Original statement given August 8, 2006, given audibly and later transcribed by one Michael Shelley with a suspicious amount of highlighter. Audio recording by Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London.Statement begins.
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From the Sea to Land by Your_Local_Homocidal_Insomniac
Fandoms: Namor the Sub-Mariner (Comics), X-Men Evolution (Cartoon)
19 Apr 2025
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So, all he was left with was a coconut—cracked in half for the water, courtesy of his claws—a lawn chair that barely held his weight, and industrial-grade sunglasses that Chuck had lying around for some reason or another. Life was good, even if those kids he was supposed to be watching had started screaming at each other for one reason or another. Logan grumbled and settled further into his chair, taking a sip from his coconut and resting his head in his hand.
Wait, the kids were screaming.
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Basically, what if Namor were in Evo. Lets go! (First chapter currently being rewritten bc honestly what was that-) -
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Ghost is small- I guess.
Author doesn’t know how to description. :/
Shit gets wild.
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A little poem about an angel on the moon
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- English
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- 146
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Lanceboard usually wasn’t this difficult for Gale. He was an expert at the game, with skills far surpassing Astarion’s. He was too good for Astarion, enough that it just wasn’t fun for either of them unless Gale was handicapped in some way. And, it wasn’t that Astarion was too stupid for the game, but rather Gale was too intelligent. Even blindfolded, his memory never failed him as he remembered each piece’s location and every move made throughout the game. Astarion had proposed another handicap: a distraction during the game. Many distractions during the game, actually. As if Astarion himself wasn’t distraction enough.
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- Part 6 of Bloodweave Banter
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15 May 2025
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“I didn’t take a wrong turning and walk into a sitcom sketch about bureaucracy, did I?”
Her new supervisor - who had stiffly introduced himself as Jonathan Sims - allowed a small shift in his dour expression, which she only cautiously diagnosed as amusement. It was hard to tell, what with his general air of ‘neat’, ‘professional’ and ‘severe’ (with just a slight, not-quite-hidden, undertone of ‘help!’).
“Actually you took a correct turning and walked into a sitcom sketch about bureaucracy. Welcome to Central Classification.”
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27 Feb 2025
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This was a self-indulgent fic of Aphrodite pegging Ares with a little bit of context to set the scene. But then my genius brain thought "What if Dionysus and Aphrodite fucked Ares at the same time?" and now we're here. You can't give me hot depictions of Greek gods and goddess and not expect me to make some mythology.
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Bookmarked by Your_Local_Homocidal_Insomniac
25 Feb 2025
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Cousin Sergeiverse by cosmicocean
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
17 May 2016
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29 Nov 2024
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The first thing Ghost smelt when he stepped back into base was heat. And not just any heat, Soap’s.
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20 May 2024