5 Works by Your_Local_Homocidal_Insomniac
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Oh, My Son, Look How Much You've Grown by Your_Local_Homocidal_Insomniac
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
29 Jun 2025
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Dark Cacao knew he was a hypocrite. He was the paragon of a hypocrite. Every day, every patrol, he'd told his troops to pair up or go in groups to avoid getting lost in the snow.
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Episode [REDACTED]: Furies by Your_Local_Homocidal_Insomniac
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
05 May 2025
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But I know he was lying. Grover gets this look when he lies and he had that look. But he just wouldn't cave and even Mr. Brunner wouldn't acknowledge her! I swear Mrs. Dodds was real, I even remember her face! Look, I drew it, you have to believe-!
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Statement of one Perseus Jackson, regarding the thing that replaced his teacher. Original statement given August 8, 2006, given audibly and later transcribed by one Michael Shelley with a suspicious amount of highlighter. Audio recording by Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London.Statement begins.
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From the Sea to Land by Your_Local_Homocidal_Insomniac
Fandoms: Namor the Sub-Mariner (Comics), X-Men Evolution (Cartoon)
19 Apr 2025
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So, all he was left with was a coconut—cracked in half for the water, courtesy of his claws—a lawn chair that barely held his weight, and industrial-grade sunglasses that Chuck had lying around for some reason or another. Life was good, even if those kids he was supposed to be watching had started screaming at each other for one reason or another. Logan grumbled and settled further into his chair, taking a sip from his coconut and resting his head in his hand.
Wait, the kids were screaming.
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Basically, what if Namor were in Evo. Lets go! (First chapter currently being rewritten bc honestly what was that-) -
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Ghost is small- I guess.
Author doesn’t know how to description. :/
Shit gets wild.
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A little poem about an angel on the moon
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 146
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 8
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