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    After a steaming hot shower, Lex decides to seize the day. Not because of Mercy’s idiot carpe diem sticker she’d stuck on his bathroom mirror, either. Mercy has a knowing look when he tells her to cancel his meetings for the day, that he’s decided to go out for a stroll. He buttons his top shirt pocket, securing his chunk of pink kryptonite surely in place. Superman is assisting the elderly group of tourists across the street to the Saturday farmer’s market, according to the 9 A.M. morning report. It’s not a particularly homosexual thing to do.

     

    OR: Always check the eBay reviews on kryptonite—Lex seduces Superman with a dyed hot pink rock.

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    The final insult, the moment Lex snapped, was this tweet:

    “superman doesn’t date. that man is married to the streets 💅”

    Lex’s eye twitched. Married to the streets? The streets?

    “He is not,” Lex whispers to himself, almost in shock.

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