Zedrobber
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Jack Sparrow goes beyond the horizon to get Hector back again from the Locker after the events of Salazar's Revenge/Dead Men Tell No Tales.
Mostly ridiculously silly fluffy humour with some canonical liberties (though with the mess that is the canon POTC timelines, who cares) with a dash of the Pearl being sentient for good measure. And crabs.
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Arthur never asked to be obsessed with Merlin’s stupid little neckerchief. It just happened.
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06 Dec 2020
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Harry never expected to spend eighth year listening to Draco Malfoy wanking.
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11 Dec 2019
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you hit the spot by weatheredlaw
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Oct 2019
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“Why not?” Crowley asked. “S’my car, isn’t it?”
“Yes, but it’s your car! You...you really want to—”
“Make a mess of it?”
or: they fuck in the bentley
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23 Oct 2019
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Master Crowley by DemonsAreMoreInteresting
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Mar 2022
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Hell has won.
Angels have become the demons' sex slaves to be used and hurt as their masters see fit. Aziraphale doesn't know what happened to his best friend he last saw at the air base. But one hundred years later a demon emerges. They call him Crawly and he had his mind wiped of the events after the Fall. Is that still Aziraphale's friend or is Crowley truly dead?
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08 Sep 2019
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"I’m so sorry, my dear," Aziraphale says at last. "It’s indelicate of me, but I…" there’s no way for him to ignore Crowley’s heavy scent now, the musk coming off of him that makes Aziraphale want to react. Oh, how he is reacting. "You are, perhaps, equipped?"
"I’m an alpha, yeah." Crowley takes a deep breath. What must Aziraphale smell like to him? Pure desperation? "I know a few good ones on my end, sure, who might be available. I’ll call --"
"Crowley," says Aziraphale. He feels as though he will burn out of his skin. Crowley’s willful misunderstanding is too much. "No. You."
"Me?"
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08 Sep 2019