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In the aftermath of the Final Extermination, Lucifer attempts to settle into the Hazbin Hotel and his place in Charlie's life, helping her as much as he possibly can, while simultaneously managing what he hopes to be the tail end of his most recent decade long depressive episode.
He should probably be a bit more worried that the Radio Demon manages to bear witness to just about every single one of his panic attacks. At least Alastor doesn't seem to glean any entertainment from kicking him while he is already down. Which really, if you think about it, is surprisingly considerate of him...
And on top of all of that stuff just. Keeps. Happening.
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When your favorite radio program is unexpectedly pulled from the air, you take it upon yourself to write the local broadcasting station a letter detailing your great offense at the tragedy.
You never expect it to bring about a life-altering battle of wits and wills with the darling of New Orleans radio.
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The Cannibal Cook-Out is here and it's Lucifer and Alastor's official debut as a couple! They're totally ready for this and not at all, in the least bit, worried that it'll go completely and utterly wrong.
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Lucifer learns a lot of surprising new things, Rosie continues to be everyone's therapist, Alastor is trying very hard to keep his injury a secret, and Susan leaves no survivors.
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- Part 5 of Just Kiss Already
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If there was one thing that Alastor refused to consider himself, it was prey. He wasn't like the weak little creatures that ran from those who would hunt them.
Yet here he was, a powerful creature wounded by a hunter and left to die a slow and agonizing death alone. Mercy could be found with the outstretched hand offered in his direction.
But how can he trust anyone when the hand that wants to help looks so much like the one that hurt him?
Especially when the very hand that wishes to save him holds the power to kill him. -
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In 1998, Lord Voldemort won the war against the Muggles and transformed Great Britain into Britannia Magica. For questionable reasons, Harry Potter joined him. This memoir chronicles the early years of the Red Eye’s rise and the events that led to the formation of the empire known as the Luna Plena.
It also exposes the truth of what happened Before.
Before Severus Snape's crimes (he ruined the boy, I am telling you), before the Malfoys all met their fate, one by one, and before Bellatrix Lestrange parted with the girl forever. (Hear me! The girl has existed. Do you still doubt me? Do you still question that the girl has been?)
The Archivists have told you that your Lord's greatness is destiny's will. They've told you that the mystical power he grants his Shadows is unexplained and divine.
The Archivists are lying. The Dark Lord is a thief.
(Or: Half a century after the Dark Lord’s rise, on your carriage ride home, you discover a book abandoned on the seat beside you.
You pick it up.)