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R wlm'g pmld dszg blf hzrw (I don't know what you said) by Milk_and_Egg
Fandoms: No I'm not a Human (Video Game)
27 Oct 2025
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You don't like talking to people. You don't like how they look at you like you did something wrong by just existing. The man in your closet is different. He doesn't think what you say is odd, because he doesn't know what you say. You don't know what he says either. It's perfect. especially when you can't handle the pressures of the end of the world.
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- Part 1 of Milk's NINAH-verse
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Bookmarked by ZestyGhost
11 Oct 2025
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Hiding in plain sight as a beta, omega Soap leads a lonely and sexless existence, trying in vain to ignore the urges threatening to unravel his identity.
When Alpha Ghost strikes a bargain to give Soap a taste of what he's missing, he can't help but give in.
In exchange, all Soap has to do is pretend he's his omega; no more, no less.
But he has no idea that Ghost's doing anything but pretending.
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Bookmarked by ZestyGhost
19 Feb 2025
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“I’m not going to hurt you while you’re under my care,” Ghost said, voice low. “But you’re here to be fucked, is that understood?”
Blue eyes glanced up at him. They looked contemplative, like he was thinking over his options, as if he had a choice to begin with. Slowly, he nodded.
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Ghost is awarded a new toy after their forces overtake the enemy. The man’s a spirited little shit with bright eyes and a smart mouth, but Ghost’s never shied away from a challenge. He’d always loved breaking in new guests, wondered what it was about this one that had his cock stirring the way it did.
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Bookmarked by ZestyGhost
17 Nov 2024
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Or: John "Soap" MacTavish's extremely case-specific guide to wooing an idiot dragon.
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- Part 1 of Incompatible Mating Practices
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Bookmarked by ZestyGhost
16 Nov 2024
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Soap is a PhD student, doing his research in Antarctica on the behaviors and hunting habits of leopard seals. During his expedition, he becomes obsessed with a leucistic seal, who he's taken to calling Ghost.
His attempts at tagging Ghost for tracking purposes have all failed, leaving Soap frustrated, but determined to try again. He won't stop until he gets the data he needs for his dissertation.
At the same time, Soap is stuck in an escalating, heated flirting match with a hydroponics employee at another base. It's foolish to form romantic relationships with someone he knows will vanish from his life once their expeditions are over, but there's something fascinating about this man that he can't ignore.
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A fun little MerMay twitter fic, adapted for easier reading on ao3!
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Bookmarked by ZestyGhost
17 Jul 2024